23. 225572 - The One With the Ring (第6季)【完整台词】

Let me just get a little more comfortable here.

Wait a second.

-This isn't too revealing, is it? -No.

Whatever happened to that little dude? So full of dreams.

I don't care about the little dude! I can't! I cannot listen to any more of this! The only one who'd listen is a mental health professional! That's only because they get $1 00 an hour! Do you know how much money I could've made listening to you? $2000! Know when I figured that out? While you were talking! I can't believe you're trying to stifle me, when 1 4 hours ago.

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we figured out that that's what my mother was trying to do to me! I'm sorry.

I don't mean.

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I didn't mean to stifle you.

This is all just a little overwhelming.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to overwhelm you.

It's just that when those gates open.

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it's hard to close them.

But they are closed now.

Believe me.

I'm so glad.

I'm so glad you shared.

And I'm glad that you're done.

So what do you say we.

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I'd really like that.

That was so good! Oh, oh.

I can't believe you talked me into this gumball-machine-looking ring.

It's not gumball machine-looking.

It's a beautiful ring! No, it's not.

When I looked at the other ring, I could see Monica's face.

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and see her saying yes.

When I look at this, all I see is a ring.

Unless I look at it really closely, and then I can see my own eye.

This is the most important thing I'll ever do.

I want to make it perfect.

Maybe we could get the other ring back.

I heard where the guy was gonna propose.

Maybe we could get him to trade rings.

I can't do that.

You certainly can't give her that stupid gumball ring.

There he is.

He hasn't proposed yet.

She has no ring on her finger.

Wow, you're good! After this, we should solve crimes.

Okay.

Go get him.

Oh, okay.

Excuse me, sir.

Could you come with me? You have a phone call.

-Who is it? -It is your office.

-Do you know who at my office? -John.

Oh, John! Great! -There he is.

-Hi.

Okay.

There was a mix-up at the store.

The ring you have was supposed to be held for me.

I'm gonna need to have that back.

In exchange, I'm willing to trade you this beautiful, more expensive ring.

Wow, I would trade.

It is beautiful, but I'm gonna use this one.

Excuse me.

This is my fiancée, and her heart was set on that ring.

Do you want to break her heart? Yeah.

Do you want to break a dying woman's heart? You're dying? Yeah, she's dying.

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of a cough, apparently.

It's my dying wish to have that ring.

If I'm not buried with it.

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my spirit will wander the netherworld-- That's enough, honey! Oh, I don't know.

-Let me see it.

-Great.

Okay, here.

-All right, I'll do it.

-Thank you.

And you are about to marry a wonderful man.