23. 225572 - The One With the Ring (第6季)【完整台词】

Kids made fun of me.

That was a pretty tough year.

That's great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better.

Okay, come on.

Now we can go eat.

Let's go! It was horrible.

They called me "Chicken Boy.

" In fifth grade, I got in a fight.

Well, not really.

Richard Danville bit me on the nose.

I still have a little scar right here.

You can see it.

Yeah, yeah.

I see the scar.

I think this is really great that, you know, you've shared your feelings.

It's really.

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It's beautiful.

But what do you say we go share some food? No, I couldn't eat now.

What are you talking about? You love their Kung Pao chicken! Chicken? -Chicken Boy! -I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to do that.

This is the nine millionth ring store, and I can't find the perfect ring.

Ugly ring, ugly ring, ugly ring.

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It's a beautiful selection.

So maybe you don't get her a ring.

Maybe you do something different.

An engagement bracelet.

Or an engagement tiara! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! I'm so glad I picked you to help me with this.

Imagine getting down on one knee.

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and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry? I'm gonna stick with the ring.

This one's nice.

I like it.

Sir? Kind sir, can I see this one? This is the reason you brought me.

I know how to haggle.

Let me handle this from here.

Can I help you? -I would like to see that ring, please.

-Or not.

Whatever.

This ring is from the 1 920s.

It's a one and a half carat diamond with sapphires.

Sir, could I ask you to.

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? Could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you? -Okay.

-Okay.

Will you marry me? Oh, my God, that's it! That's the ring! -How much is it? -I will handle this.

How much is it? $8600.

We will give you $1 0.

-Are you interested in this ring? -Yes.

But I can only pay $8000.

-Okay.

I can let it go for 8.

-We stand firm at $1 0.

-How'd you like to pay? -Credit card.

Oh, no! I lent my credit card to Joey.

I'll go get it.

You guard the ring.

Listen, I'm sorry about before.

Do you have anything here for $1 0? Yes.

I have these two rather beautiful.

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five-dollar bills.

I'll give you $1 for them.

Remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday? No.

-Remember, you were eating pizza? -Yeah.

Chandler's angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game.

We were supposed to just get him one? That guy's always mooching off of us.

Anyway, I still think we should try to patch things up.

We could get him tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.

That's a great idea.

And I still have his credit card.

Here you go.

Hey, hey.

I got this one.

Here you go.

Sometimes I just don't get Chandler.

We do stuff all the time without you, and you don't get all upset.

-All the time? -All the time.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -Still crying? -Like a little girl.

I know, I know.

This is all my fault.

I wanted him to open up.

I didn't know that I was gonna unleash.

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