22. 225571 - The One Where Paul's the Man (第6季)【完整台词】

Yeah.

It can't hurt to put your name down.

I mean, in two years, if you're not engaged, you just don't use it.

Well, I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.

I'm gonna do it, too.

Me, too! Really? Who would you marry? I don't know.

I don't have anyone right now.

Oh, Pheebs.

Don't feel too sorry for me.

At least my boyfriend isn't gay.

Phoebe, that's not-- Don't even get me started on yours.

-So, did you watch the tape of my show? -I did.

-All right.

Let's get me back up there.

-No.

You don't go up on the wall.

-What? But you saw the show.

-Yes.

It was very offensive to my people.

Dry cleaners? Russians.

It showed them as terrorists and villains.

Okay, okay.

Look, you got Harrison Ford up there! That's right.

Mr.

Ford is a very good customer.

He brings us a lot of clothes.

You bring us nothing! Okay, that may be true.

But in Air Force One, okay, the Russians were terrorists and evil! And plus, he kills a bunch of them.

That's offensive to Russians.

I've never seen it.

You should.

It's great! This place is really beautiful.

Yeah.

I've been coming here since I was a kid.

This used to be my grandma's.

The only thing I got from my grandmother was her eyes.

I mean, not her actual eyeballs.

But people say that my eyes look.

Do you want to make out? Sure.

Are you okay? What's wrong? Yeah.

I was just thinking about your father.

Well, whatever works for you.

No.

He just really freaked me out before.

So we have to hide our relationship from one more person.

Big deal.

Besides, we've had fun hiding it.

Yeah.

-Yeah? -You brought protection, right? Why? Are there like bears or something? Protection.

Yeah.

No, yeah.

That, that I forgot.

-I'll just run to the store and get some.

-No.

I'm the guy.

I'll get it.

-Do you know where the store is? -No.

Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle? A little bit.

-I'll be back in 10 minutes.

-Okay.

Why don't you get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there.

Okay.

Oh, my God! What a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house! Thank you.

It used to be my mother's.

This is the kitchen.

You've reached Monica and Chandler's.

If you're listening to this message, we're probably screening.

Yeah, we are.

Hi, this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum.

I'm calling for Monica Geller.

There's been a cancellation.

If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility it is available.

This is Chandler Bing! Yes, the groom! No, not the groom! It's so secluded up here.

I know.

That's why I like it here.

I feel like we're the only two people in the world.

Sorry.

What's the matter, honey? -Did you see a little mouse? -No! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think l.

Actually, would you go check on that? Honey, we don't have any bears here.

Well, okay.

Would you get me a Diet Coke? -Okay.

Be right back.

-Okay.

-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here? -I came with Paul! -Yeah.

I recognized the ankles.

Hurry up.

Get out.

Here you go, honey.

-Thank you! -Diet Coke.

Ice.

I need ice.

Okay.

-Thank you.

-Be right back.

Okay.

You and your ice.

Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! No, not in there! Not in there! He's in there! -Did you really hear a bear? -Go! Here you go, honey.

One Diet Coke with ice.

Thank you.

I am so happy that you're here.