Hi, you guys.
What's the matter? Well, it's just one of these situations that I just hate.
You know, a massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmut Peltz Exhibit at the Morgan Chase Museum.
Now you're thinking you gotta sleep with him.
No, it's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us.
-I'll give up my ticket.
-Me, too.
Okay.
That's so generous.
And I think Ross is generous, too.
Great! Okay.
Then it's just us girls.
-Great.
-Yeah.
So what is the exhibit? It's mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.
Oh, man! -Hi.
-Hi.
Hey, Ross.
Listen.
Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend.
Thanks? But I have plans.
Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
-That's great! -Yeah.
Think of all the money that you're gonna make! Why? What? Well, her father pays you for babysitting, right? No, no.
That's funny.
But maybe it's time to move on.
You know, let it go.
Stop it! Besides, Rachel's going out with Elizabeth's father.
So he's much older than she is.
Looks like I'm not the only one interested in fossils.
Ross, all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Okay, okay.
Rachel's gonna need to yell sweet nothings in his ear.
-Ross? -Come on! That's funny, you know? 'Cause he's got like a hearing aid, you know? 'Cause he's all old.
One second.
Okay, look, Ross.
So you know, since Lizzie likes you so much l've accepted the fact that you two are dating.
Really? Okay, that's great.
Yeah.
But then I changed my mind.
I'm funny like that.
I told Lizzie and now I'm telling you.
I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore.
All right, look.
I realize it upsets you.
Yes, it does.
But Elizabeth and I are both adults so I don't think there's really anything you can do about it.
I'll inform the university of your relationship, and have you fired.
A man with a plan! The One Where Paul's The Man This is so exciting.
You get your picture back up on the wall of fame.
I know.
It was so cool when it was up there before.
Me and Jim Belushi would just be cracking up about something.
Then I get fired off Days of Our Lives and he takes me down.
Now he's just laughing at me.
Look at him.
That smug Belushi bastard! Okay.
Maybe when they put your picture back up they could put you next to Matt Lauer.
Look at him just smiling at me.
Yeah, I know.
We'd be great together.
-So I'm back.
-Who are you? Joey Tribbiani.
From the wall? Okay, maybe this will jog your memory.
Okay, anyway.
I'm ready to go back up on the wall.
I'm the star of a new TV show.
-Show me in the TV book.
-Well, it's not on TV yet.
Well, then it's not on the wall yet.
Okay, fine.
I will bring you a tape.
So, do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet? Fine.
I love museums.
-Soaking up all the culture.
-Yeah.
-Where do you want to start? -The gift shop! -And then lunch.
-Yes, but I can't eat too much.
Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight.
He said he has a big surprise planned.
What do you think? Maybe he's gonna tell you he's gay? What? No, why? No reason.
That would just be a really big surprise, right? You could put the aisle over here and have the wedding ceremony here.
I didn't know you could get married here.
This would be a beautiful place to get married.
But I wouldn't put the aisle there.
And I'd never have the ceremony there.
You'd have the ceremony under this beautiful arch.
May I help you? Sorry.
Didn't mean to interrupt.
It's a beautiful space.
-Do you do a lot of weddings here? -Yes, we're popular.
There's a two-year waiting list.
Sorry.
You should totally put your name down for this place.
What? Are you crazy? I'm not getting married.
I'm not even engaged.
There's a two-year wait.
What if you get engaged in two years? Then you've gotta wait another two years? That's four years.
Chandler's not gonna wait that long.
He's gonna find somebody else, you know? Someone who did put their name on the list.
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