21. 225570 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad (第6季)【完整台词】

I mean, I have a son who is six and I still think of him as a baby.

You have a son? My ex-wife and I share custody of Ben.

Just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as I'm sure you are with your wife.

I'm sorry.

It's unbelievable! Don't worry.

I just didn't realize you were married.

We were.

But that was just a.

That was just a big drunken mistake.

You're back.

You two were married? I'm sorry.

You were talking about Emily.

We said we would meet at the coffee house at 6:00.

We said 7:00.

We said 6:00! The only way that I said 6:00 would be if I said the sentence, "Let's meet at 7:00, not at 6:00.

" If I had said 7:00, I would have said: "My boyfriend is such a wiseass.

7:00! " -Hi! -Oh, my good God! -I know what time you said.

-What? Well, actually I know what time Chester and Marsha said.

What time? What an interesting turn of events.

Suddenly it's my book to the rescue.

Let's see.

Very interesting.

Well this certainly clears things up.

What does it say? I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book.

Thank you for writing your book.

It's a great book and you are the queen of everything.

Thanks.

So are you.

I told you I should not wear this color.

"Monica, Marsha and Chester are planning on seeing a movie Sunday night.

"Marsha thinks they're meeting at 6:00.

Chester thinks it's 7:00.

" -You knew we were gonna miss the movie? -That's right.

Instead of telling us, you decided to write it in your stupid book? "Marsha and Chester are mad at Phyllis.

" I can't believe I'm gonna lose this job.

I'm so sorry, man.

Is there anything I can do? Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.

Joey, I want to talk to you.

Yeah? I don't want to talk to you, Wayne.

I hate you.

You ruined my life.

-Chandler, Wayne.

Wayne, Chandler.

-Hi.

How are you? Joey, I'll get you your job back if you help me out.

Why should I help you out? -The reason he just said.

-What do you need? I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman.

You know, Sarah.

I wish I could talk to her.

-Are you in love with her? -Yeah.

Her.

All of them.

Anyone.

Yeah.

I've been there, my friend.

Listen, I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.

It's not something you can teach.

It's something you're born with.

You can teach it.

I can show you right now.

Well, if you think about it Ross did learn something from each marriage.

How to make the next one even shorter? Wait a minute.

That's not fair.

He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was to Emily.

He just didn't tell me.

Maybe I have to pee again.

Well, this is fun.

So Ross, did you kill any of these wives? I have had enough of this! I care a great deal about your daughter.

And I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if you've got a problem with me-- Are you yelling at me? God, no.

You know what, Daddy? lf you don't like Ross, that's fine.

It doesn't matter to me.

I'm going to go out with him anyway.

Really? Well, if it doesn't matter to her it doesn't matter to me.

Still not yelling.

What can I say? This doesn't make me like you more.

That's okay.

I'm not so crazy about myself right now either.

-Then we agree? -I guess so.

-Neither of us like Ross.

-I like Ross.

Kids! Wait.

I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is.

That's okay, Rach.

We're not liking Ross right now.

Well, I got a lot of those, too.

It turns out you were right, C.

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-That shipment never made it to Omaha? -You got it.

And the rabbi's beard? Nice catch, C.

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It's your line, C.

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