21. 225570 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad (第6季)【完整台词】

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I'm the lead in Mac and C.

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Joey? Hi, Ross.

I was just getting him to like you.

Joey! Ross, Joey is not here.

I'll just wait for him in here! Ross, it's okay.

You can come out.

Yeah.

It's okay.

It's me Mr.

Stevens.

I didn't.

Oh, my gosh.

I didn't even see you.

You did.

You came in, got all awkward and ran to the bedroom.

You were shouting, "Joey! " -Bye, Rachel.

-Bye.

I'll call you later.

-See ya! -Bye, Ross.

What? What the.

How did.

What? You know, he lost his keys.

So he was looking for them.

In your mouth? No! Downstairs.

And we got to talking for two hours.

I liked him.

I invited him for a cup of coffee.

You were at the coffee house! What's the big deal? So I kissed the guy? He's my girlfriend's father.

It's weird! -You dated my sister! -That was different! -What? Why? -This is weird for me! Ross, look.

This is good for you.

Let's face it.

So far the guy's not loving ya.

But I can turn that around.

I've got the inside track.

We could all go out to dinner.

And I could talk you up.

Plus the guy is a very successful lawyer! -How is that important? -It's important! There's a million guys out there who can play Mac and there's only one robot.

And this one guy who controls it.

I didn't know he could get me fired.

What am I gonna do? You're a pretty charming guy.

Thanks.

But I have a problem to deal with.

No, sweetie.

You've got to win over the guy who controls C.

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Go back there and kiss some serious robot ass! That's not a bad idea! If I have to turn on the charm tomorrow, I'm not wasting any of it on you guys.

I got some saved for you, Pheebs.

Do you think Joey is more charming than me? Yeah.

That's why I'm sleeping with him on the side.

You wish.

"You wish.

" Stop writing about us.

I'm not writing about you.

I'm writing about other people.

-Who? -Marsha and Chester.

Fine.

Then you know what? I will just write about Phyllis.

-"Phyllis is sitting in the chair.

" -I see what you're doing.

"Phyllis sees what I'm doing.

" I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter! Morning! How's my favorite genius and his robot buddy? -Don't touch him! -Okay.

Level with me.

I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired.

They even have actors coming in to read for my part.

Come on, man.

You gotta give me a second chance.

I love this little guy.

That's why you didn't want me to touch him, right? I can't believe this! God! Hey, how are you doing? So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up.

So Ross selflessly offered to take me.

What a nice story.

So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her prom.

I definitely did not see that one backfiring.

-I'm going to the bathroom.

-Take your time.

I was a freshman and she was a senior.

So it wasn't as bad as-- Look.

I know I've been giving you a lot of jabs.

It's partly because I'm very protective of Lizzie and partly because they just keep coming to me.

I have to admit that after all the wonderful things Lizzie has told me and the many stories that Rachel has told me well you're not all bad.

"Not all bad.

" I'm sorry I was so harsh.

But you have to understand.

I still look at Lizzie like she's a 12-year-old girl.

I know what you mean.

I do that, too.

-I beg your pardon? -I don't see her as a 12-year-old girl.