21. 225570 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad (第6季)【完整台词】

But I've never done it with a student.

I mean, not.

Not "it.

" We haven't done "it.

" I mean, we've done stuff.

Okay.

A joke.

Lighten the mood.

Two guys go into a bar.

One of them is lrish.

-I'm lrish.

-And the lrish guy wins the joke.

Ross! How crazy that we would run into you.

Oh, my God! Thank you.

I 'd like you to meet my friends.

This is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.

So you're Elizabeth's father? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness.

Is there a Mrs.

Stevens? There's a Mr.

Bing! Unfortunately, Lizzie's mom passed away shortly after she was born.

I raised her by myself.

I get that a lot.

Why don't we all take a seat? I'll get us all some coffees.

Yeah, why don't you.

And you guys can talk about whatever you want.

Whatever pops into your head.

It is so strange seeing Ross here, this time of day because usually he's at the children's hospital.

But not looking for dates.

Monica is Ross' sister.

He's a great brother! I had a sister.

She passed away.

You don't have to do that every time.

But Ross is a great guy.

I was roommates with him in college.

Funny story.

Your roommate in college died, didn't he? A part of him did, yes.

Here we are, Paul, Elizabeth.

I hope you guys are finding something to talk about.

-Yes.

We were just-- -Sorry I'm late.

But I am ready to talk you up.

When does Liz's father get here? I'm already here.

Ross is so great! Honey, you got the kind with the little girl.

You said we would get the kind with the baby.

-You said the baby creeps you out.

-The little girl does.

-You said, "the baby.

" -Why would the baby creep me out? Why would the little girl creep you out? I'm sorry.

Can you please talk a little slower.

-This is for your book? -It's about relationships.

You know, the traps, the pitfalls, what not to do.

Keep going.

This stuff's great.

Excuse me.

And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.

And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it's a compliment.

-Oh, hi! -Hi.

-I left my keys here somewhere.

-Well, let's look for them.

Hey, look! Are these them? No.

All right.

-Here they are.

-Good.

-Thanks for your help.

-Wait! Sorry! -Mr.

Paul? -Just call me Paul.

Paul.

I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy.

Maybe you could date him then.

It would save me the trouble of killing him.

Are you okay? You just don't look old enough to have a 20-year-old daughter.

Well, we were very young when we had her.

We? Yeah, it usually takes two people to.

Oh, no! Yes! Of course.

I know that! What I meant was are you still "we" or are you just you? I'm just me.

My wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.

So you raised her all on your own? Yes, I did.

How was your first day? Pretty good.

Except I got a little attitude from the robot.

Damn those robots.

They're supposed to be our faithful servants! It was the guy who controls the robot.

He doesn't like me.

He had C.

H.

E.

E.

S.

E.

knock over the sandwich table right when I was reaching for one.

Why don't you get him fired? I may have to.

I hate to do it.

But I'm the star, you know? There's a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor.

Excuse me.

Joey Tribbiani.

Joe! I'm glad I found you! I got an audition for you.

The thing is, it's kind of on the q.

t.

The actor who has the part doesn't know he might be fired.

It's the lead in a series.

Mac and C.