20. 225575 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. (第6季)【完整台词】

These things happen.

I hope there aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me, are there? Apparently, you're not very good at it.

-Do you think he'll ever forgive me? -Of course he will.

Chandler, the most important thing is that you forgive yourself.

-You know what, I kind of have.

-Already? That was pretty bad what you did.

You know what? He will forgive you.

I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone, just in case.

Okay? You didn't see how mad he was, you know? I'm sure he will forgive you.

Look, we've all been there, you know? You fight, you make up.

That's the way it works.

It took two people to break up this relationship! Yeah! You and that girl from the copy place which yesterday you took full responsibility for! I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for, okay? I didn't finish the whole letter.

-What? -I fell asleep.

You fell asleep? It was 5:30 in the morning.

And you had rambled on for 18 pages.

Front and back! And by the way? Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means, "you are.

" Y-O-U-R means "your.

" I can't believe I thought of getting back together with you.

We are so over! Fine by me! And just so you know, it's not that common it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! I knew it! You had no right to go out with him.

That is the most ridiculous-- -You sold me out! -I did not sell you out! -Yes, you did! You absolutely sold me-- -Would you let me talk? Did you just flick me? Okay, well you wouldn't let me finish and I was just-- Stop it! -Stop.

-Stop.

-All right.

No, let's not do this.

-No! -Happy thoughts.

-No! -Happy thoughts.

-No! Okay, now I'm gonna kick some ass! All right.

Now, I will let go if you both stop.

-Fine.

-Fine.

There we go.

You know what? lf we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.

Okay, buddy boy, here it is.

You hide my clothes? I'm wearin' everything you own.

Oh, my God! Look at me, I'm Chandler! Could I be wearin' any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going "commando".

I tell ya, it's hot with all this stuff on.

I'd better not do any lunges.

"I think of all the friends I've known "But when I dial the telephone "Nobody's home "All by myself "Don't want to be all by myself "Anymore "All by myself" Joey? Got you the Joey special! Two pizzas! Hello? Damn it! Hello? No, Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message.

I think.

He's still got a chance for the part? That's great news! Well, no, obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog.

Well, that's great.

I will give Joey the message.

Thank you.

Yes! Okay.

Mac audition at 2:00.

Allergy actor attacked.

By dog not flowers.

Please tell me you got the message.

-What message? -The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.

-They needed to see you at 2:00.

-What? It's 6:00! Look! I wrote it! I wrote it on the board! I wrote it down, then went lookin' all over for ya! I went to Ross's, the coffee house.

I went to any place that they make sandwiches! -I can't believe this, Chandler! -I'm sorry.

I don't know what to say! You might say, "Congratulations! " I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part! Was that supposed to be funny? I was worried over here.

-I'm sorry.

-At times that fake-out thing is just mean.

Okay, man.

I'm sorry.

I did not mean to make you feel bad.

Well, that's good.

Because ya didn't! And I'm incredibly happy for ya! That's mean! -You had me goin' there! -We could do this all day.

Yeah, you're right.

Look, let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be.

You are gonna be a huge star! I'm gonna hug ya! -You hug me! -All right.

"You've really got a hold on me "You've really got a hold on me "Baby! "I love you "And all I want you to do is just Hold me "Please "Squeeze me, hold me" -Do we do this too much? -I think so.

-Yeah.

Get off me.

-Yeah.

"Come on, C.

H.

E.

E.

S.

E.

, I'm not leaving without you.

"Try routing your backup power source through your primary CPU.

" "I can't! My circuits are fried! They're fried, I tell you! " "Well, then I'll just have to carry you! " "That'll be a neat trick "when you're dead! " Ross, you don't have to yell.

There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired.

I thought you were excellent.

In fact, for a minute there, I was like, "Where did Ross go?" Thank you.

And I have to say that first scene where you meet Mac.

-Yeah? -Oh, my God.

I mean.

And you know what? I think that's enough for today.

Thanks for your help.

-Holding us back.

-Totally.