2. 225552 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel (第6季)【完整台词】

Big day, huh? People moving in.

People getting annulled.

I gotta go find Rachel.

If you see her, give her some really bad news, so mine doesn't seem so bad.

Something bad to tell Rachel.

Bad news for Rachel.

What could that be? Can you just lay off, please? My life is an embarrassment.

I should just go live under somebody's stairs.

It's not that big a deal.

You'll have been divorced three times.

You'll have a life, you'll date-- No, I won't.

I'll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now.

The only guys below me will be Four-Divorce Guy.

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Murderer Guy.

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and geologists.

Ross, you're being ridiculous.

You are cute and smart and sweet.

That is much more important than three stupid divorces.

Have you dated anyone who's been divorced three times? That's not fair.

Most guys that have been divorced three times are 60.

Nobody cares about this except you.

This embarrassment thing is all in your head.

-Here, I'll show you.

Come here.

-What? Hi.

My friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time.

But wouldn't you date him? And if you wait right here, I'll go get Ross.

Thought you were Rachel.

What gave me away? I gotta tell her.

I told Ross and Phoebe.

She's the only one left.

It's official.

We're moving in together.

No turning back.

Are you scared? Are you?! No.

That was my scariest voice.

You're brave.

The worst day.

You're finally making progress at work, then your boss calls you Racquel.

Listen, for the first four years of my work, everybody called me.

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-Seriously.

-I believe you.

It was in the middle of a meeting, so no one wants to correct her.

So everyone's calling me Racquel.

By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky.

Well, I still think you're very, very nice and very pretty.

What? All yours, babe.

Have a seat.

Listen, Chandler and l.

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are going to live together.

Here.

Oh, my God.

That's so great! I'm so happy for you guys! Really? And that was so sweet of you to ask.

The three of us are gonna have such a good time living together! Yes, we are.

Chandler, you'll have to watch those long showers you take.

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because you know Racquel can't be late.

He'll work on that.

This is so exciting! Come and knock on our door We'll be waiting for you See? Once you know the stories, it's not that bad.

First marriage: Wife's hidden sexuality.

Not my fault.

Second marriage: Said the wrong name at the altar.

A little my fault.

Third marriage: They shouldn't let you get married.

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when you're drunk and have writing on your face.

Nevada's fault.

So what do you think, ladies? Who wouldn't want to date him? The divorces don't bother me.

I'd date him.

But not while he's still married.

And you, wouldn't you want to date? I'm not dating at all anymore.

I was only dating guys that were bad for me.

So I decided that-- Good.

Good.