19. 225569 - The One With Joey's Fridge (第6季)【完整台词】

It's up to you.

Our guy is perfect.

Or you could go out with the guy Phoebe deemed was unsuitable for herself.

Phoebe, there you are! Okay, you broke my fridge.

You owe me $400.

-Okay, sure.

-Really? Technically, you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last 10 auditions.

Call it even? Okay.

There you are.

So, what did Elizabeth say? Turns out she is going to Daytona for "spring break, wahoo! " That means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls' bodies waking up next to people you don't even know.

She is gonna have a great time! Is she staying at the Hotel Corona? -You know the hotels? -I was there! Spring Break '81, wahoo! In 1981, you were 13.

So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts.

I had a blast.

You know who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.

Okay, she can't go.

You can't tell her not to go.

You just started dating.

-Then what am I supposed to do? -Nothing.

Just be cool with it.

What if she goes down there and then sleeps with a bunch of guys? Well, maybe you don't marry this one.

I'm so glad you're going on this trip.

Yeah, I've been working so hard this semester.

I really need to go crazy, blow off some steam.

Sure.

Look, I don't know if your plans are finalized yet, but l know another great way to blow off steam.

-What? -Are you into crafts at all? Ross, are you okay? Yeah.

Of course I'm okay.

I'm just being supportive.

Supportive of you and this whole trip and what's this? It's a bathing suit? To wear in front of people? Is that supportive? Is this? Okay, good.

-Hi.

-Hi.

We're so glad you decided to meet our guy.

You're gonna like him so much.

-When do you want to meet him? -I don't know.

-I don't work late tomorrow night.

-Tomorrow night is good.

But why put off something 'til tomorrow when you can do it right now.

-Eldad, come here! -What? -Eldad, this is Rachel.

-How are you? A little blind-sided, but, you know, good.

Eldad, sit down.

Move over now.

There you go.

There you are.

Okay, we can take a hint! What? What are you doing here? This is Patrick.

-Hi.

-Hi.

You're too late, because she's already with our guy.

Oh, my God, you're right, I am too late.

They're sitting on the couch and talking.

Come on.

Rachel? This is Patrick.

-Hi.

-Hi.

This is the guy I was telling you about.

Believe me, this suit does not do justice to what's underneath it.

Okay.

But Pheebs, I'm just sort of in the middle of something.

Okay.

Have a seat.

-You can't do that! -Maybe I should go.

Just sit down, we're winning.

Okay, you know what? Maybe I should go.

No.

Have a seat! Rachel, you haven't touched Eldad's hair.

-It is the softest hair.

Touch it.

-I'm good.

Rachel, Patrick is really rich.

Give her some money.

Phoebe, this isn't really worth the free massage.

-That's right, Patrick.

Bye-bye.

-No.

Eldad is much more cooperative and he can dance.

You dance for Rachel.

No, don't dance for me, please! What is the matter with you guys? Yeah, okay, let's talk it out.

Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for? I'm a little embarrassed.

I'll tell you who should be embarrassed.

It's you guys.

This is ridiculous! Thank you, but I do not need you to get me a date.

-Then why did she ask us to help her-- -I am still talking! Then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked.

No offense to you guys.

Really, congratulations on all the cash.

And you really do have very soft hair.

But I'd much rather go to the ball by myself than go through more of this.

Goodbye.

Now, do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair? Yes, papaya extract.

Thank you.

So, have a great time down there.

-I will.

-Yeah.

-Did you pack that bathing suit? -Yeah.

It was pretty funny when I hid it for a while.

Anyway.

I am worried about that bathing suit.

Not because it's revealing, which I'm fine with.

No, I'm concerned about your health.

Sun exposure.

Don't worry, I have plenty of sun block.

-It's SPF 30.