19. 225569 - The One With Joey's Fridge (第6季)【完整台词】

So, anyway, how do you want to pay me? Is this a service you're providing me? No, for my new fridge.

For our new fridge.

"Our" new fridge? -I don't live here anymore.

-So what? Look, okay, suppose we were a divorced couple.

And I got custody of the kid.

Right? Now suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.

Okay.

Gimme $400! Professor Geller? Oh, a student I don't know.

I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment? Yes, of course.

What would this be regarding? Making out in your office.

Of course.

Why don't we go inside.

-What? -Doorknob.

Sorry.

I actually do need to talk to you.

Okay, what about? -Spring vacation? -Spring vacation? Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips-- -Professor Geller.

-Yes, Professor Fiesenstinlender? I'll be with you in one moment.

So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints.

You don't understand.

Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her.

Is that taking it slow? I'm not ready for this, okay? -What do I tell her? -Tell her the truth.

You're not ready.

I could do that.

-Well, what if she gets upset? -Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.

Or, you could just, you know, you.

What the hell are you doing? What the hell am I doin'? You just broke my fridge! What? How do you know it.

How do you know it's even broken? You think I don't know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! Well, what do you know? Broken! That'll be $400.

Joey, I saw you push him.

You pushed him? Joey, I did not break this.

Okay? That has been broken for a while.

Chandler, remember I told you about our fridge? I still haven't gotten the check for your half yet.

Do not give him any money! I'm not talkin' to you! You broke my fridge! -You wanted to see me, Professor Geller? -Yes.

Please come in.

-Doorknob? -Yeah.

It kind of grows on you.

Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about spring vacation.

Good.

Look, l.

I've been having a great time with you.

And I just don't want us to move too fast or put too much pressure on us.

So, I'm sorry, I just don't think we should go away together yet.

It's too soon.

Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to Florida for a couple weeks.

No.

I think you misunderstood what I was saying.

What I meant was-- You are so adorable.

That.

Let's talk about that.

-Hi.

-Hi.

How did it go with Elizabeth? Fine.

It was just a misunderstanding.

She didn't want me to go with her.

She just wanted to tell me that she's going to Florida for spring vacation.

Wait, is she going for spring vacation or spring break, wahoo? What's the difference? A spring vacation, you're doing nice things with your grandparents.

Spring break, you're doing frat guys.

You know what? Not all spring breaks are like that.

-What did you do on yours? -I went to Egypt with my dad.

I can see it now.

"Look, Dad, it's the Sphinx, wahoo! " I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than: "Spring break, wahoo! " All right? Come on, she's taking my class.

-And slept with the professor.

-I'm gonna call her.

You guys, I want you to meet Sebastian.

We just met at the newsstand.

We both grabbed for the last Field and Stream.

What? I read that.

-Can I get you a cup of coffee? -Yes.

Thank you.

-Rachel, what the hell is this? -What? You ask us to find you a guy and then you come in here with a guy of your own.

You found me a guy? Yes, we found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandler's work.

Yeah, and I found you one, too, who is not a weirdo.

You know what though, guys, I really appreciate that but I'm just gonna take Sebastian to the charity.

Are you sure? Because our guy smells incredible.

Would you stop it with that already? -Here you go.

-Thank you.

So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work? -No, not really.

Why? -No reason.

It's just I know a single guy who does care about other people.

Are you funny? -Excuse me? -What are you guys doing? Are you funny? Tell us a joke! Look, I just wanted to have coffee with Rachel.

Well, so do a lot of people.

-Actually, I gotta get going.

-But you-- -Give me a call sometime.

-But you didn't give me your number.

Okay, see you later.

Turns out he is kinda funny.

I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he just left because of you! Yeah, but, "Sebastian"? What is that, a cat's name? You know what I noticed, Rachel, he scares easy.

Now, is that the kind of guy you want to take to a ball? "Sebastian, would you like to dance?" "Okay.

I gotta go.

" All right, guys stop it.

Rachel, we're very sorry.

That is a very insensitive thing for us to do.

You know what? Let's make it up to you.

We've two great guys for you.

Yeah, what have you got to lose? You might even end up with someone really special.

If you pick my guy.

-All right.

-Okay.

So, you will meet our guys? Yes, I'll meet 'em.

It doesn't matter which one you choose.