17. 225568 - The One With Unagi (第6季)【完整台词】

Joey and Tony Tribbiani.

That's us.

But this is a study for identical twins.

That's right.

$2000.

But you're not identical twins.

Damn it, Carl! Oh, my good God.

Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals.

Tonight, number three: Macaroni and cheese with cut-up hot dogs.

Look, you have done enough.

You have to stop this now.

I will.

But not tonight.

For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape that you made me.

Oh, the mixed tape.

"The Way You Look Tonight" is on here.

Dance with me.

You are just the sweetest.

I love the way you look every night, Chandler.

That's why I made you this tape.

Happy birthday! Love, Janice! No, you're the sweetest.

Okay, ladies, that ends today's class.

Remember, be safe out there.

-Great class.

-Thanks.

I was watching.

A couple of questions: You know that last move.

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where that woman tripped you and pinned you to the floor? What would you do next? She'd take the keys and jam them in your-- No, no.

What would you do next? -Who, me, the attacker? -Yes, that's right.

Why? I tried attacking two women.

Did not work.

What? No, it's okay.

They're my friends.

In fact, I was married to one of them.

You attacked your ex-wife? Oh, no.

No, no.

I tried.

But I couldn't.

That's why I'm here.

Maybe we could attack them together! That's a no.

I am so, so, so, so sorry.

And I will cook anything you want in here.

And do anything you want in there.

Yeah, you will! And are you kidding me? Come on, Monica, it's our Valentine's Day.

Please, please, please, please? Okay.

My funny Valentine Sweet comic Valentine -So are we going in there? -I am! Your looks are laughable Nowhere to run.

I don't like sitting here.

I'm gonna go over-- No, they got here first.

-Why is Ross doing that? -Danger! Oh, my God! Why is he jumping on those women? We should help them.

I don't think they need any help.