16. 225566 - The One That Could Have Been (2) (第6季)【完整台词】

The One That Could Have Been Part 2 Gelula/SDI So, honey.

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this threesome thing? How are we even gonna find--? Actually, I'm making a list of women I know who might be into this.

Boy.

Someone's been doin' their homework.

I know Gail Rosten is in there twice.

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but she is so.

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Oh, I know.

You know, just talkin' about it is gettin' me kind of.

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I know.

Me too.

I think Ben's asleep.

You know, I think it'll be better if we just save it.

Right.

Save it.

I can do that.

How's it going? I've got to get out of this bed.

I'm going crazy here! Crazy! Here you go, sweetie.

What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea.

Well, I put some honey in it.

-She doesn't know she was fired? -No, the doctors say it may kill her.

What are you two girls whispering about over there? But I think we should tell her.

I mean, it's just so realistic.

I know.

His name's Pat.

Pat the dog.

I get it! Ready for a refill? I probably shouldn't.

So I will! -It's like it's raining.

-Pretty cool, huh? But if you think a fish wouldn't get sucked into the mechanism.

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well, you'd be wrong.

Can I use your bathroom? It's right through there.

You know, I gotta tell you.

If someone told me a week ago.

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that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani's apartment.

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Life's pretty great, isn't it? I hope you're hungry.

We're starting with oysters.

You know what they say about oysters, don't you? They have parasites? Some people say that oysters are an aphrodisiac.

-What people? -People.

People say it.

Come here.

So, oysters, huh? Then we'll have a little Middle Eastern couscous.

Something we can eat.

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with our hands.

When we were studying communicable diseases-- It's sensual.

Didn't know.

Okay.

Sorry, it's the hospital.

The food looks great.

Save me some? I can't promise anything.

We're really gonna do this? Looks like it.

If this is too weird for you, you can still back out-- I got it! Thank you so much for coming.

I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

I'm Ross, by the way.

Hello, Ross.

-I love what you've done with the space.

-Thank you so much.

How hot is this?! I'm sorry you're here with me instead of Roger.

Yeah, me too.

Well, I could make it seem like he's here.

"Here's some little-known facts about couscous: They didn't add the second 'cous' until 1 979.

" Stop it! That's not funny! I'm sorry, okay? It's just.

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tonight was supposed to be a big deal.