Hey, you guys, guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce.
What is the matter with you? No.
Barry and Mindy.
Oh, sorry.
I hear "divorce," I immediately go to Ross.
Who's Barry and Mindy? Barry was the guy I almost married, and Mindy was my best friend.
Wasn't he cheating on you with her? That means he was falling asleep on her instead of me.
Can you imagine if I'd married him? How different would my life be? I've always wondered how different life would be.
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if I'd never gotten divorced.
-Which time? -The first time! Imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian.
I can't.
I keep seeing it the good way.
I bet I'd still be doing my karate.
Towards the end of our marriage, I did karate to release the tension.
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from not doing anything else physical.
Maybe the problem was pronouncing it ka-ra-tay.
What if I was still fat? You wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure.
-Sure I would.
-Come on.
You think I'm that shallow? I think Monica was that fat.
Hey, imagine if I'd never gotten fired off Days of Our Lives.
Hey.
Hey, there's Carol again.
What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I'd probably be writing for the New Yorker, being paid to be funny.
But my job's fun too.
I mean, tomorrow.
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I don't have to wear a tie.
What if I'd taken that job at Merrill Lynch? -What? -Merrill Lynch? A massage client who worked there said I had a knack for stocks.
Why didn't you take it? At that time, I thought everything that rhymed was true.
I thought if I worked with stocks.
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I'd have to live in a box and only eat lox and have a pet fox.
Do you think if all those things happened, we'd still hang out? The One That Could Have Been Part 1 Gelula/SDI Oh, my God.
Rachel Green? Rob Tilman! No, no, it's me.
Ross.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Ross Tilman.
-No.
No, no.
Ross Geller.
-Of course! Monica's brother.
-Yeah.
Right.
-Wow! How are you? Good.
Good, I'm married.
Me too! -Isn't it the best? -Oh, it's the best.
-So how's Monica? -Really, really great.
Actually, she's right down the street.
You should stop by and say hi.
-I would love to.
-She'd be so excited.
-Okay.
-Come on.
Wait, don't you have to pay for.
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Busty Ladies? No, that's okay.
Some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but l.
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So, Monica.
Still going out with Dr.
Boring? He's not boring.
He's just.
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He's low-key.
-Here you go, one hazelnut latte.
-Thank you.
You know, the hazelnut, actually not a nut.
It's a seed.
Wow.
Can anyone else name a well-known seed that's been masquerading as a nut? Oh, dear God.
Let me think.
What's the matter? Another rejection letter.
They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic" funny.
I must get back to the hospital.
-Bye.
-Bye-bye.
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