14. 225564 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (2) (第6季)【完整台词】

Have you guys seen Jill? I can't find her.

-No.

-Is Ross home? Maybe I'll call him and see if he's seen her-- Who is it? It's Phoebe.

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"Phoebe! " Hey! Oh, God! So you're making porn movies.

No, I'm not.

We're still rolling! You're making one right now! Let's go, Phoebe.

And you're using my name.

Can I help you with something? Phoebe, come on! Look, I'm talking right now.

You mean her.

Oh.

You know, twin stuff is always a real big seller.

What? I could talk them into giving you.

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thirty dollars.

No! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! And shame on all of you! You're disgusting! Especially you, with that! The slides are almost ready.

Yeah.

I know what this is missing: Alcohol.

There's wine in the kitchen.

Oh, great.

What is my sister doing there, and why are the drapes shut? Okay.

Rach, calm down, okay? She's really upset.

We're just talking.

She's making something happen with you to get back at me.

That's the only reason she could be here, huh? It couldn't be that maybe I'm a good listener.

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and I put on a great slide show? Ross, I am telling you, she is using you to get back at me.

I think I can take care of myself.

I'll talk to you later.

Goodbye.

That was your sister, actually.

She thinks you're just using me.

So? -Hey.

-Hey.

I just came from the company Ursula works for.

Oh, no, not you too? I went to get Phoebe Buffay's checks.

There were a lot of them.

Nice! And I won't have to go back there anymore.

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because I gave them my "correct address.

" Isn't it gonna bother you that people think you're a porn star? Oh, no, I know how to handle it.

-Good.

-Yeah.

Trying to figure out how you know me? I'll give you a hint.

From porn! Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! -See? -Yeah.

Hey.

You may have been right about Jill.

I knew it! What happened? She kissed me.

What? You kissed? Maybe we should give them some privacy.

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Look, I tried not to kiss her, okay? Doesn't sound like it.

It's easy not to kiss someone.

You just don't.

Look at us right now, not kissing! Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me.

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and I didn't stop it.

I guess I just wasn't thinking.

Yeah.

Let me give you something to think about.

Hold on! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.

Thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister's mouth to tell me that.

I realized if anything happened with me and Jill.

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then nothing could ever happen with us.

-What? -No, I mean.

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I don't know if anything is ever going to happen with us.

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