14. 225564 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (2) (第6季)【完整台词】

I'd better take that back.

What, why? Why? We can't watch it.

It's Phoebe.

We shouldn't watch this.

Absolutely not.

That goes back.

-Maybe a bit.

-The first half? This is wrong, you guys! Phoebe's our friend! -I'm not gonna watch it.

-Yeah! Good for you, Joe.

I thought I'd find you here, Nosferatool.

Are you going to plunge your stake into my dark places? Actually, I was kind of hoping it would be the other way around.

What's that on her ankle? Her ankle is what you're watching? Well, it's hard to tell.

God, if she would just stop moving.

She's just doing her job.

You sick bastards! It's a tattoo.

That's weird.

Phoebe doesn't-- Wait, that's Ursula! That's not Phoebe! That is Ursula! Wait, wait! I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it! Hey.

What's up? Oh, my God! What am I doing?! Hey, sweetie.

"Chicken Soup for the Soul"? There's no back to this couch.

You hate this kind of stuff.

I figured I'd give it a shot.

One of the stories may make me cry, then you won't think I'm dead inside.

Oh, that's so sweet.

I don't care if you can't cry.

I love you.

Oh, that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.

Stop it.

Seriously.

We get married, I'm up at the altar and I'm like this: I won't care.

I know that you'll be feeling it all in here.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

And if we have a baby one day.

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and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room.

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and you don't cry, so what? If we take him to college and go home.

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and we see his empty room for the first time.

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and you got nothing? It won't matter to me.

Okay.

I won't worry about this anymore then.

And then, you know, if I die.

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from a long illness.

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and you're writing my eulogy.

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and you open the desk drawer and find a note from me that says: "I will always be with you" .

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and you still can't shed one tiny tear? I know you'll be crying a river inside.

-I love you.

-What is wrong with you?! -What? -What? You can't shed a tear for your dead wife? I left you a note from the beyond! -So you didn't mean any of that? -No, you robot! You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time and I swear-- Oh, Jill! That's a game I play with the kids down the hall.

They've really taken a liking to me.

What's the matter? Rachel and I had a big fight.

Can I come in? I know we're not supposed to see each other anymore.

I don't know anybody in this city and I need somebody to talk to.

Sure.

What happened? I don't want to talk about it.

Okay.

-You know what might cheer me up? -What? Seeing some more of your super cool slides.

-Wow, really? -Totally.

I loved them.

You could finish telling me about the different kinds of sand.

I'd love to.

Wait right here, I'll go get the projector and my notes.

Thanks.

You're such a good friend.