Oh! Hey, Rach.
I was just coming over here to.
.
.
.
Wait, I don't have to lie to you, you don't live here anymore.
I'm eating their food.
You? Ross is on a date with my sister.
They shut the drapes two hours ago.
I didn't know we could date your sister.
We know you steal our food.
I'm good.
Drapes still closed? Yeah.
That perverted couple two doors over should've shut theirs.
-Is that a swing? -Oh, don't even ask.
I can't believe Ross is with her sister.
When Chandler kissed my sister, I was mad for 1 0 years.
-That was five years ago.
-You got five years left.
-Joey-- -Want to make it six? The One Where Chandler Can't Cry Gelula/SDI Oh, Ross, hey.
Hi, how are you? There you are.
Can I get a cup of coffee? So how was your big date last night? It was okay.
It was fun.
It was fun? Great.
So did you guys hit it off? I guess so.
So did anything happen? Rumor has it you guys shut the drapes.
No.
No.
Nothing happened.
I shut the drapes to show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Oh, slides! So really nothing happened.
Something could've happened.
She really dug my slides.
And she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Was it the "Please don't show me another picture of a trilobite" vibe? Anyway.
.
.
.
If she wasn't into me, why would she ask me out again? -She asked you out again? -Yeah.
Tomorrow night.
Valentine's Day.
The most romantic day of the year.
Who knows what could happen.
I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides.
Okay! I got it, I got it.
I can't go with the "you and my sister" thing.
It's just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together.
It just freaks me out.
I can't do it! It's okay.
It's too weird for you.
I won't see her again.
Thank you.
After tomorrow night.
No! I can't do it.
It's gonna freak me out! Okay, okay, okay! Okay.
I'll tell her tonight I can't see her anymore.
Ross, thanks.
Want me to call her now? Oh, no.
No, no, no.
No.
Come on, I mean, that's crazy.
So, what's going on with you? Well.
.
.
.
I may teach another class this semester.
Do it now.
Call her now.
-This is my favorite part.
-Me too.
You know what's sadder than this? Bambi.
I cried for three days with that movie.
No, two.
The third day my mom killed herself, so I was partly crying for that.
Well, that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon.
You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died? Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
It's okay to cry.
You don't have to be macho all the time.
I'm not macho.
Yeah, you're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I just never really cried.
I'm not a crying kind of guy.
Come on, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up.
Like.
.
.
.
What if you saw a three-legged puppy? I'd be sad, sure.
But I wouldn't cry.
What if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler.
All the other puppies pick on me.
" Cry? I just found a talking puppy.
I'm rich! I've got it.
I have got it.
Pictures from your childhood.
This'll get you going good.
Oh, what's going on there? Parents' Day.
First grade.
That's me with the janitor, Martin.
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