13. 225563 - The One With Rachel's Sister (1) (第6季)【完整台词】

See, that's the thing, I would like to stay in the "prime of lime.

" What's up? I think there's something you should know.

It better not be about the apartment pants.

I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.

No.

It's just, I was.

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I was with Ross and Jill after you left.

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and I'm pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.

-What? -I mean, it's probably nothing.

But I wanted to warn you that there might be something.

-With Ross and Jill? -Yeah.

With Ross and my sister? With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross? -Oh, there is no way.

-Okay, then.

Oh, my God! I cannot believe that! I don't like it when he dates anyone, but my sister? Isn't that incest or something? And they're gonna have sex.

Oh, no! What if he marries her too? This is just terrible.

This is just terrible.

And I can't stop it.

I don't own Ross.

And Jill should be able to do what she wants to do.

Oh, my God, I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister.

This is the worst thing that could've ever happened to me.

But great news about the apartment pants, huh? That'll be $3.

85.

What? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay.

It's just, I can't, because my manager said that l-- Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you -Happy birthday, dear Annie-- -Amy! --Amy Happy birthday to you That's weird, today's my birthday too.

Not in here it isn't.

Sorry I'm late.

What's up? I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.

No.

But I walked past three sales and didn't go in.

How strong am l? That is great.

You know who doesn't have to job-hunt? Ross.

-He works at the university.

-Yeah? So you guys talked? So you get along? So you're gonna go out? Me go out with Ross? No.

God, no.

What would make you think that? Phoebe.

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said she thought she saw something between you guys.

I mean, he's nice.

He's the kind you're friends with, but not the kind you date.

He's the kind you date, because you did.

But me? Not so much.

Oh, not so much? What do you mean? ls there something wrong with Ross? No, no, no.

He's just.

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I don't know.

You know, he's just a little bookish.

Are you saying he's a geek? You think so too? No.

Ross is not a geek.

Then let's just say he's not my type.

Handsome is not your type? Smart, kind, good kisser.

What, those things aren't on your list? Ross is great.

You'd be lucky to be with him.

If it means that much, then I'll ask him out.

Oh, no.

That's not what I meant.

You know what? You're right.

He has been really nice to me.

Yeah, but he's not your type.

But maybe that's good.

I'm doing all these different things.

Maybe I should just try dating a geek too.

Yeah, but you don't want to try too much too fast.

You remember what happened to the little girl who.

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tried too much too fast, don't you? What? She died, Jill.

Chandler! What is it, honey? You need some tea? Some soup? Calling Dr.

Big.

Dr.

Big to the bed.

Geez, honey, I thought you were asleep.

How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room? I was asleep.

No, honey.

You know what's sexy? Layers.

Layers are sexy.

And blankets are sexy.

And hot water bottles are sexy.

Get into bed.

I want to prove I'm not sick.

I want to make you feel as good as I feel.

Would you please get some rest? I'm fine.

Happy birthday to you -You're paying for that.