13. 225563 - The One With Rachel's Sister (1) (第6季)【完整台词】

When I did it, at first I was scared, but then look at me now.

I am the only daughter that Dad is proud of.

This is what you'll do.

You're gonna get a job.

You're gonna get an apartment.

And you can stay with us.

Right, Pheebs? Of course, yeah.

Oh, that's so great! Okay, I'm really gonna do this.

I don't know how to thank you.

Oh, I like cars.

-You all finished? -Yes.

Great.

Okay, here are the tips for this morning.

Jen gets 50, 50 for me and Joey owes eight dollars.

-What? -For all the free food you gave away.

If it's free, how come you're charging me for it? Don't give anything away unless it's a birthday.

What if they came in third in a modeling contest? No.

Sorry.

I just had the hardest day.

Some of these are so heavy.

How did you pay? I thought your dad took your credit card.

I memorized those numbers when I was 1 5.

But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! This is my "Please, hire me" sweater.

And these are my "Don't you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.

Charging clothes to your dad doesn't qualify as making it on your own.

Oh, Mr.

Scientist has to get all technical.

Rachel's not gonna think it's a good idea.

-So who made her queen of the world? -I would love that job! What's going on? Jill! Did you shop? No.

They did.

Yeah, we went shopping! You went shopping? Then you came here and paraded it under Jill's nose.

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when you know she's trying to quit.

That's terrible.

Sorry, Jill.

So what'd you get? Oh, well, all right.

Thank you.

I got this, you know, "I want a job" sweater.

And then I got.

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These are apartment pants.

Apartment pants? You never heard of them? Of course, I've heard of them.

Ross, what'd you get? I got this.

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This.

-A Pashmina? -Yeah! I love these babies.

Really? What's a Pashmina? It's a rug.

Jill? I'm sorry, Rachel.

You think that's gonna work on me? I invented that.

Right! But I am sorry.

It's okay.

One little setback is okay.

But don't let it happen again, okay? Okay.

Now, since Daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away.

But I'm just gonna take the Pashmina.

And the pants.

I'll take it all, because that way, you'll learn the lesson.

Alrighty.

I'm gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner.

She took all my stuff.

Yeah.

Everything but the little blue one.

That's the best one! Oh, my God.

Thank you so much! Well, hey.

Oh, my gosh, that was so lame.

Like a Pashmina could be a rug.

Oh, yeah? How about you with the "I'm sorry.

" Shut up! I wasn't like that at all.

What about what I said about the apartment pants.

How dumb was l? -Were you this cute in high school? -Oh, stop.

-No, you stop.

-No, you stop.

Why don't I sit here and then you'll both stop it.

Okay, so what do you want to do? Let's do something crazy.

I know, let's rest and drink lots of fluids.

Okay, I'll rest.

But if I'm going to bed, then you're coming with me.

See, that would be impossible to resist if you weren't all.

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drippy here.

Are you saying that you don't want to get with this? I don't think you should say that even when you're healthy.

Come on.

Don't take this personally.

I just can't have sex with a sick person.

I'm with you.

I can't have sex with a sick person either.

Disgusting! But I'm not sick! Let me prove it to you.

We are two healthy people in the prime of life.