12. 225562 - The One With the Joke (第6季)【完整台词】

Wow.

You know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.

Really? I've heard better.

Wait, he came up with that himself.

Tell them.

I'm out of words.

Should I say it again? Look, I am not high maintenance! I am not.

Chandler! You're a little high maintenance.

You are on my list! Look, I'm sorry, but you're not-- You're not easygoing, but you're passionate.

And that's good.

And when you get upset about little things, I think I'm pretty good.

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at making you feel better.

That's good too.

They say you're high maintenance.

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but it's okay, because I like.

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maintaining you.

I didn't tell him that.

-You're off my list.

-I'm off the list.

Phoebe? It's okay that you don't want me to be your girlfriend.

I have the best boyfriend.

You know, suddenly I find you very attractive.

How'd the audition go? Oh, not good.

No.

I didn't get the part.

And I lost my job here, so.

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Wow, that is a bad audition.

Well, how did you lose your job here? I had the audition.

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but Gunther said I had to stay so he could get his hair dyed.

So I went anyway, and he fired me.

He left work to do a personal errand.

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and left you in charge when you've been here two days? That's not right.

What are you gonna do? You can't let him get away with that.

I won't let him get away with that.

I'm gonna say-- I shouldn't say anything.

No, I should say something! Gunther? I want you to give Joey his job back.

-It's not fair that you have to fire-- -Okay.

-What? -He can have his job back.

That's right, he can have his job back.

Glad we got that all straightened out.

There you go, Joey.

-Got your job back.

-That's great.

Thanks.

Pretty nice, huh? Now who's a pushover? -Rach, you're in my seat.

-I'm sorry.

I never heard who you'd pick to be your girlfriend.

-I'd pick you, Phoebe.

-Yeah, definitely you, Pheebs.

Yeah, I kind of thought.

-Never.

-It would totally be you.

If you had to pick one of the other two to go out with.

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who would you pick? -No way.

-I'm not answering.

Joey.

No way, I'm not answering that.