12. 225562 - The One With the Joke (第6季)【完整台词】

But you believed me? I believed you were saving this seat for someone.

So you'd hire me, right? For what? Exactly! All right, everybody listen up! The coffeehouse will be closed for about an hour.

What? It's for the kids.

Yeah, to keep the kids off drugs.

It's a very important issue in this month's Playboy.

I'm sure you all read about it.

-It's my joke.

-It's my joke.

It's my joke.

I don't think we're gonna settle this.

Let's have Monica decide.

-Hey, Mon! -Get out here! -Monica? -Okay.

You have to decide whose joke this is.

Why do I have to? You're the only one that can be fair.

I can't be.

You're my boyfriend.

But I'm your brother.

We're family.

That's the most important thing in the world.

Don't try to sway her.

I'm your only chance to have a baby.

-Okay, let's go.

-All right.

We'll each tell you how we came up with the joke.

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then you decide which one of us is telling the truth.

Me.

Chandler, you first.

I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve.

-Did I meet him at Christmas? -Can I finish? You want me to pick you? See, I would never snap at you like that.

Two babies.

-Continue.

-Okay.

Steve said he had to go to the doctor.

And his doctor's name is Dr.

Mompey.

I said, "Dr.

Monkey?" And that is how the whole Dr.

Monkey thing came up.

Are you kidding? Okay, look, I study evolution.

Remember? Evolution.

Monkey into man.

Plus, I'm a doctor.

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I had a monkey.

I'm Dr.

Monkey! I'm not arguing with that.

I've heard enough for my decision.

-Okay, so what--? -Do tell.

You are both idiots.

It's not funny.

And it's offensive to women.

And doctors.

And monkeys.

You shouldn't argue over who gets credit.

You should argue over who gets blamed for inflicting this joke on the world.

Now, let it go.

The joke sucks.

-It's your joke.

-It is not.

-Oh, my God, Chandler, there you are.

-Hi.

Hey, it's Phoebe and Rachel.

Why don't you tell them.

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what you told me about me not being high maintenance.

Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady.

Being with her has been like being on a vacation.

And what may be perceived as high maintenance.

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is merely attention to detail.

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generosity of spirit.