12. 225562 - The One With the Joke (第6季)【完整台词】

Well, people are different.

Rachel will do whatever you want.

You can just walk all over her.

What? Are you saying that I'm a pushover? I'm not a pushover.

Oh, okay.

You're not a pushover.

You think I'm a pushover.

Well, watch this.

You're not invited to lunch! What do you think? Pretty strong, I think.

Come on, Monica, let's go to lunch.

You start working on that list.

-I cannot believe her.

-I know.

Where do you want to eat? -Oh, I love that Japanese place.

-I'm sick of Japanese.

Not there.

Wherever you want to go is cool.

Oh, hey, Gunther.

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check this out.

Yeah, that Chandler cracks me up.

You want anything to drink? I'm heading up there.

-I'll take a coffee.

Thanks.

-Sure.

-Coffee? -No.

Coffee? I'm going up there.

No, thank you.

You need anything? I'm heading up there.

I'd love ice water.

You got it.

What are you doing? Just being friendly.

You're not supposed to go back there.

It's okay.

Right? Don't wink at me.

And put on your apron.

Okay.

I don't see you asking other paying customers to put on aprons.

-Joey, do you work here? -No.

-Waiter.

-Yeah! What's going on? Why didn't you tell us you work here? It's kind of embarrassing.

I mean, I was an actor, now I'm a waiter.

It's supposed to go the other direction.

So's your apron.

You're wearing it like a cape.

I mean, the job's easy and the money's good, you know? I guess if I'm hanging out here, I might as well get paid for it.

I just feel kind of weird serving you guys, you know? It'll be great.

Come on, I did it and it was fine.

Why would it be weird? Hey, Joey? Can I get some coffee? It doesn't seem that weird.

I asked before.

You still haven't gotten it.

See, now it's weird again.

You're gonna make a lot of money.

Here's your first tip.

Don't eat yellow snow.

This is great.

Finally, someone I can pass my wisdom to.

Let me tell you some things I learned working here.

First, the customer is always right.

A smile goes a long way.

And if anyone is ever rude to you, sneeze muffin.

Thanks, Rach.

Hey, look, you guys are just terrific, you know? How about clearing out so I can get some new customers? It's all about turnover.

Seriously, can I get my coffee? I'm sorry.

I'll get it right now.

And since you waited, I'll toss in a free muffin.

Phoebe, we'd like to talk to you.

Okay.

So, maybe I am a little high maintenance.

And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover.

But you know what you are? We are sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

That's true, I am flaky.

So, what, you're just okay with being flaky? Yeah, totally.

Then I'm okay with being high maintenance.

Yeah.

And I am okay with being a pushover.

That's great.

Good for you guys.

-I am not high maintenance! -I am not a pushover! -Who said you were? -You did! I'm flaky.

I'll say anything.

Hey, Gunther.

Can you cover for me? I got an audition.

No, I'm leaving to get my hair dyed.

I like your natural color.

It's a great part.

I'm the lead guy's best friend.

I wait for him and save his seat.

Listen.

"I'm sorry, that seat's saved.

" -That's the whole part? -Maybe he's not his best friend.

I'll see you.

Oh, man.

I could totally get that part.

"I'm sorry, this seat is taken.

" -Excuse me.

-No, I didn't mean you.