12. 225562 - The One With the Joke (第6季)【完整台词】

And monkeys can't write out prescriptions.

You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.

Your joke? Well, I think the Hef would disagree.

Which is why he sent me a check.

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for $1 00.

So you stole my joke and you stole my money? I was gonna stick it in the ATM.

But now I think I'll show the sexy teller.

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that I am a published writer.

She'll know that you stole the joke.

You gonna follow me there? -Yeah.

-I'm not gonna go now.

Okay.

Here you go.

Gunther? I can't pay now, because I'm not working.

I've had to cut down on some luxuries like.

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paying for stuff, so.

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Well, if you want, you can work here.

I don't know.

It's just.

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See, I was a regular on a soap opera, you know? And to go from that to this, it's just.

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And plus, I'd have to wait on all my friends.

Okay.

But the money's good.

Plus, you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.

What? Flexible hours.

Maybe I could be a waiter.

Could I use the phone? She picked Rachel.

She tried to back out of it, but it was obvious.

She picked Rachel.

He took my joke.

He just took it.

This is wrong.

You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.

Know who else picked Rachel? Ross.

Know what else Ross did? He stole my joke.

I'm gonna get a joke journal, you know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.

Good idea.

Know what's a bad idea? -Picking Rachel.

-That's right.

Did you hear something? Maybe it's the sound of Ross climbing into my brain to steal my thoughts.

It's coming from the living room.

I finished my book.

-Hey, you guys.

-Hey.

Don't you guys look cute.

You guys make a cute couple.

What are you doing? Just trying to re-create some of the fun that we had at my place.

Remember? When you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.

-It was kind of funny.

-It wasn't funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didn't you pick me? Fine.

The reason I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you.

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is just, you know, you're.

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high maintenance.

Let's go to lunch! That is completely untrue.

You think I'm high maintenance? Prove it.

You write out a list, and we'll go through it point by point.

No, you're right, you're easygoing.

You're just not as easygoing as Rachel.

She's just more.

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flexible and mellow.

That's all.