10. 225561 - The One With the Routine (第6季)【完整台词】

Okay, it all comes down to this.

Whatever happens, happens.

Destiny.

--three, two, one! -Cut! -No! --year! Happy No Year! Now we go to the live shot of Times Square.

That's a wrap! Hey, look who I found.

Oh, hi, guys! Birds have a very good sense of direction.

I thought maybe they could help us find the presents.

Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.

Or we could just follow your clever jokes.

Any ideas? Didn't think so.

Come on, show us where the presents are.

The duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage.

I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage.

How about my "az"? Hey.

This is hollow.

What? This bench, it's hollow.

I can't believe I never knew that! -Oh, the presents! -Don't look directly at them! What? All right, no, we could look at them.

This one's for me! This one's for Chandler.

Here.

-And the big one's for me! -Oh, let's open them! -Wait a minute.

We can't do this.

-Why? I don't want to know what Monica got me.

I'm sure she worked hard at getting it and wanting to surprise me.

And you guys are gonna ruin that.

We have to put them back.

This isn't what Christmas is about.

Whatever, Linus.

I'm opening mine.

Nobody is opening anything, okay? I want to see the look on her face when I give her my present.

I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.

So, please, please, can we just.

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? Can we put them back? -Will you get us better gifts? -Fine.

Hey, guys.

You found the presents? You let them find the presents? Great.

Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier? -That's what you got me? -Yes, I see.

That look is priceless.

Home sweet home, huh? Nice to get back to reality.

Plus, we know how the New Year's gonna go off.

I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, you know? Anyway, good night.

-Joey? -Yeah? Three.

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two, one.

Happy New Year.

What was that for? Tonight when they yelled "cut" and we didn't get to kiss.

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I was really, really disappointed, and I just.

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I just really wanted to kiss you.

Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too.

In the moment.

-In the moment.

-But only in the moment.

So do you want to kiss again? Sure.

New Year's Eve is only two weeks away.

Can you wait? No.

Me neither.

Three, two.

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You don't have to count down every time we kiss.

Oh.

Okay.

Except I sort of felt like I needed a couple seconds to get ready.

We were on the platform, ready to dance into the new millennium.

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and the guy yells "cut! " So you guys are telling me that you actually did.

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the routine from eighth grade? Yeah! But of course we had to update it a little bit.

Hey, by the way, quick thinking about catching me.

There's no way you could've done the end.

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the way you guys did it back then.

What? We could do it.

I don't know.

You were a lot bigger-- I mean, stronger back then.