10. 225561 - The One With the Routine (第6季)【完整台词】

Really, you think so? I don't.

I couldn't find anything-- Hey, wait! Yeah, we found them.

They were in the guest room closet.

You have nothing to worry about because they're crap.

Those are mine.

I got those for you.

Oh.

Thanks, Chandler, they're great! Chandler, what is this very weird metal A-Z thing? Those are bookends.

That's a great gift.

Oh.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Thank you for my "az.

" Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet.

Yes, okay.

By the way, I think it's really nice of you that even after you moved.

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you still keep storing that stuff for Joey.

Hey, dancing girl? Can I go to the bathroom? Here we go.

Yeah.

Looking good, Gellers! We know! That snippy guy's the one who decides who gets on the platform.

-We should go dance by him.

-Okay.

Okay, everybody, hold! Next on the platforms are.

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You two! And.

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-You two! -Cool! Excuse me? Sir? Would it help if I weren't wearing underpants? Would it? Hey, Tall Guy! I want to talk to you about that girl you're dancing with.

She's nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Look, I came with that girl, okay? I plan to kiss her at the New Year's countdown.

I'm trying to win her over.

I-- I don't think so.

You can dance with my partner.

She's real mellow.

Look, you dating this girl you came with? I was hoping after tonight that maybe.

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No.

No.

She's fair game if you ask me.

Sorry, buddy.

All right.

Hey.

Fair is fair.

When you're right, you're right.

What can I say? Are you in second grade? Hey, man.

You're the one who wet his pants.

Man, this sucks.

If Mom and Dad don't see us on TV after we made them jealous.

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then who's gonna be the losers then? I know what'll get us up on a platform.

What? The routine! We haven't done the routine since middle school.

When the snippy guy sees the routine.

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he'll want to build us our own platform.

Was it that good? We got honorable mention in the brother/sister dance category! It's almost fake midnight.

Do we really have any other choice? Okay, let's do it.

Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced! Five, six, seven, eight! So, do we really need to ask who's going up on the platform next? You get up there and do that again, exactly like that.

Get this.

Dick will want it for the Bloopers show.

All right, cut! Listen up, everyone! When we start, it'll be the countdown.

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so I want to see everybody's excitement! Hey, guy! You got three seconds to get away.

What's going on here? Take a look at the guy's pants! You told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went overboard? What's the matter with you? Go! Yeah, take a hike, wet pants! Can you believe this? We're on the platform for the millennial moment! I know! You haven't been practicing the routine, have you? No.

Me too! When the music starts.

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I was thinking about maybe going into the robot.

Ross? We should stick to the routine.

We don't want to look stupid.

All right, we're back! Ten seconds left.

-Ten.

-Nine, eight.

Seven.