1. 225551 - The One After Vegas (第6季)【完整台词】

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is there any such thing as an annulment shower? There's the train station, where I get off.

I have your address and phone number.

I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter.

So ball's pretty much in your court.

All right.

See you, Pheebs.

Come on, Pheebs, I can't take this anymore.

Please talk to me.

Let me make it up to you.

Ground control to Major Tom Commencing countdown Engines on Take your protein pills And put your helmet on -This is-- -Stop it! Stop it! No! That's not fair.

You know I can't resist that beautiful voice.

Pheebs, look, I am so sorry.

I promised you a fun road trip with your friend.

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and I didn't deliver, okay? Now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship.

So I will strive to stay awake for as long as I know you.

You can still sleep at night and stuff.

Thank you.

So can we play 20 Questions now? I got a good one.

I thought about it since Kansas.

Okay.

Is it.

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a kind of hot sandwich? Yes.

Is it a meatball sub? That is incredible! You are the master! Bug! -You look like you're-- -Don't say it! Don't even think it.

All right.

Chandler, enjoy your handful.

Should we just get married? All the signs are telling us to do it.

I'm sick of the signs.

-I'm happy the way things are.

-Me too.

-I don't want change, do you? -No.

Then nothing changes! Everything stays the same! Go unpack.

It's been three days, and it drives me insane! Jeez, relax, it's not like we're mar-- You know, I was thinking what if l.

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unpack here? All your stuff would be here.

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What if all my stuff was here? Then you'd be going back and forth all the time.

Doesn't make any sense.

Okay.

What if we live together, and you get what I'm saying? Live together? There've been no signs for that.

Me asking is kind of a sign.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Okay.

Okay, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

Here's your key.

Here's your key.

Now go out and christen it! Go out and come back in! Door hasn't been locked in five years, but okay.

-Ready? -Ready! The key broke in the lock, and I can't get in.

Wait.

Oh, my God, I can't get out! -This isn't a sign! -No, it's a very old key! -It's an old key! -Oh, my God, it's old! I love you.

I love you.

Are you hugging the door right now? No.

Yeah, yeah, me neither.

So did everything go all right with the annulment? Oh, yeah.

No problems.

It's all taken care of.

Ross, thank you.

Do you wanna go see a movie? -Yeah, why not? -Pheebs? Thanks, I've already seen one.

Okay, I'm gonna get my sweater.

You wanna hear something weird? Always.

I didn't get the annulment.

What? We're still married.

Don't tell Rachel.

See you later.

What are you doing? Key is stuck in the lock.

I can fix it.

Hold on.

Watch out, watch out.

It still doesn't work.

I'm not finished.

Nice job, Joe.

You're quite the craftsman!