1. 225551 - The One After Vegas (第6季)【完整台词】

Now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding.

I'm not kidding.

Look.

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I can't have three failed marriages.

I can't, okay? I am not gonna be that guy.

So what, we just stay married forever? How is this going to affect you, really? I mean, you fill some form out once in a while.

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instead of checking the box "Miss," you check the box that says, "Mrs.

" It's right next to it.

Okay.

I'm sorry, you're right.

You know what? We can stay married.

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because I thought that the boxes were far away from each other.

All right.

Look, just.

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please take a moment here.

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and think about what you're asking of me.

Okay? I am asking you to do me a favor.

You are asking me to be your wife.

And, as my wife, I think you should grant me this favor.

That kid kicked me really hard.

Well, you did pull his hair.

-He took my snack.

-I'm not getting into this again.

All right, you know what? Hurts really bad.

Well, I told you not to walk.

Here.

There.

There.

Okay.

-This doesn't mean anything, does it? -No.

How could you pick up a hitchhiker? He could be a rape-- He could be a rapist or a killer or something.

Don't you think I asked him that before he got in? I'm not talking to you.

You go back to sleep.

And, you, are you a rapist? No.

Do you like car games? Yeah, you know the license plate game? I love the license plate game! I'll play.

I'll play.

No, you need your sleep.

Night-night.

Listen.

I know you wanted to talk to me.

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but I have an idea that may make you wanna stay married.

We register.

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and you get to keep all the presents.

No, Ross, come on.

No, listen.

I've thought about how to tell you this.

The bottom line, Ross.

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is, we cannot stay married.

-I don't know if that's true-- -Oh, but it is.

Okay.

You know what this is? This is a difference of opinion.

-When that happens in a marriage-- -Ross, come on! This is not a marriage! This is the world's worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will.

All right.

All right, I'll do it.

Thank you.

Hey, hey.

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