7. 467657 - The One Where Ross Moves In (第5季)【完整台词】

You are? Remember, I've got that gala? What's the gala for? It's a regatta gala.

Do you sail? No, but I support it.

I hope I see you tomorrow night.

Take care.

Walked right into that one, didn't he? What one? You wanted him to invite you and he did.

He waited until the last minute.

So if I said yes he'd know I had nothing better to do than wait for his invitation.

But I said no which puts me back in the driver's seat.

So the ball is in his court? Ball? No, there's no ball.

Hey, Phoebe, you want to join us? -Oh, sure, yeah.

Where is this from? -It's from Sun Ling's.

Oh, Larry just told me something about Sun Ling.

Oh, no, thank you.

Joey, please.

Sorry.

Hello, children.

You want to play some foosball? Please? We moved the table into my room because of all the boxes.

Come on! I have one question.

What is the deal with this? Bye-bye, little puppet Joey hand? No, the quiet down thing.

You mean this.

I don't know how much more I can take.

Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with a show about bugs? My God! What if that had been porn? All right, this may be tough but it's Ross.

I survived college with him.

I guess I can hold out a little longer.

Let's have a game.

Fellas? So he's out of here.

Got anything to eat? I went to Jono's and it was closed.

I took Larry there, but it was all violated, so we shut it down.

If this guy keeps closing our favorite places, where will we eat? I don't know.

Clean places? Yum! It's Danny.

Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a gala.

We'll be right there.

Can't you say it's later? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night? The fake kind.

-I need a ladle.

You got a ladle? -We have a ladle.

See you at the party.

You know what Larry would say? He'd say, "See you ladle.

" I'm done.

You want anything? Sports? International? Apartment listings? I'll take sports.

Mine! All right, international.

That's mine too.

I'm ltalian.

I could check apartment listings, though there's never anything here.

Not even on page seven? You're right.

Here's an affordable place.

Two-bedroom, close to work.

It's available in five weeks.

What about that circled one? It's kind of expensive for a studio.

But it's available now.

Isn't it? Yes, it is.

Let's go look at it! There we go! Guys, would you chip in for some new air filters for the purifier? I mean, after all, we are all using it.

Let's go quicker! Oh, my God! Look at this kitchen/bathroom.

That's great! So you can cook while in the tub.

Somebody was using his head.

Let's check out the rest of the place.

I think this is it.

I don't know.

Maybe we should keep looking.

But this place is available now.

You don't want to be stuck with us for five weeks.

So you think I should take this place? It's perfect! How about you? Kitchen, slash, bathroom.

I see what you guys are saying.

I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.

We are bad people.

He knew we were trying to get rid of him.

Could we get a bathtub in our kitchen? Ready for dinner? -Absolutely.

-Great.

You wanted to go to the ltalian place on Bleecker St.

? I love that place! So, no.

How about Mama Lozetti's? Sure.

How long has that milk been sitting out? No, this place is totally healthy.

This milk is mine.

I bought this today because I was thirsty for milk, you know? Okay, let's go.

Hey, buddy.

Health Code 1 1 B requires that refuse be taken out the back exit.

But then I have to go all the way around.

So you choose convenience over health? Would you be interested in a free coffee? Stop, Larry.

Can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? It was exciting at first.

But now, it's like, so where are we going to eat ever? I suppose I could give him a warning.

Thank you.

Go, go! If, after dinner, you still need to bust someone I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.

Maybe we did good, helping Ross get back on his feet.

That was a nice place.

No closet space, but he could hang his stuff out the window in a bag.

What do we do? I don't know.

Maybe pizza? About Ross! It's the apartment manager.

Ross put us as references.

Ross is the greatest guy.

He's very reliable Of course, he has a big, huge dog that barks into the night.

Well, who doesn't love dogs? He's a tap dancer.

Yes, some would say that is a lost art.

He's a pimp! There you go.

He's a pimp.

He's a big, tap-dancing pimp! -Okay, honey, I'm ready.

-What are you doing? I am going to wander into the party and I will be all, you know: "l don't need this, I'm coming from a regatta gala.

" Did you get this out of a book? Monica, honey, this is as real as it gets.

This is never going to work.

He's right there.

Just go say hi.

I have to go downstairs and back up, as if I'm coming home from the gala.