None of that.
Not while you're under my roof! Just because I know about you doesn't mean I like looking at it.
Aren't you supposed to be at an audition? I'm sorry I'm not a middle-aged black woman.
I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.
If I pretend to not know about you then you pretend there's nothing to know.
Sorry.
I can hear that! Rachel's at work.
I can still hear you! The One With the Yeti What's that? My mom sent me an heirloom that belonged to my grandmother.
Can you believe it? A year ago I had no family, and now I have heirlooms! The only heirloom I ever got was a feather boa.
Got if from my dad.
He got it from his dad.
How did I ever get born? Oh, God! Soft.
Is this mink? Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all? I have a fine coat that no innocent animals suffered to make.
Just Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour.
I made that up.
You can't put up flyers in here.
How come? Everybody else does.
You can't.
What is that? I'm getting rid of some things.
This is all of your things.
Yes, it is.
It's good.
Emily thinks we should get all new stuff.
Stuff that's just ours.
Together.
Brand new.
So it's a get-rid-of-anything- Rachel-ever-touched sale.
Touched, used, sat on, slept on.
I'll take it all.
You're okay with that? If I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, it will be fine.
Isn't that a little extreme? After what I did, can you blame her? You got off easy.
When my friend's husband said another name in bed she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
I guess I'm lucky Emily is not magic.
Oh, she is.
We all are.
What is he doing? Emily thinks Ross' furniture has got Rachel cooties? Calm down, Joey.
Everything's getting all messed up! Emily won't let Ross see Rachel.
We won't stop seeing Rachel.
Hence, Ross stops seeing us.
I hate this.
Everything's changing.
We're losing Ross.
Joey said "hence.
" I'm not happy about this either, but if Ross says he's happy then we have to keep our feelings to ourselves.
Are you cool with that? But, you know, I'm an actor.
I'll act cool.
Probably be some of the hardest acting I've ever done.
Maybe I'll play it with a mustache.
Storage rooms give me the creeps.
Please hurry up, honey.
If you want little round waffles, wait till I find the iron.
I want the little round waffles.
Here it is! Right underneath the can of bug bomb.
Is the best place to put something that cooks food underneath poison? You know what? I'll have toast.
Fog him! Fog him! I don't know what to do about this coat.
I'll take it.
That might work.
What do you think? You're on in five, Ms.
Minnelli.
No, it's just a bit sudden.
It's great, okay? I am totally onboard.
I love you too.
All right, bye.
What's the matter? Nothing.
No, actually great news! I just spoke with Emily and looks like I'm moving to a new apartment.
Why? Her thought is, and I agree fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has a place to sublet.
It's got a view of the river and Columbia.
That's way uptown! That's three trains away which is great! I love to ride that rail.
You're okay with this? It's kind of far from work but I'll get so much done on the commute.
I've been given the gift of time.
That's so funny.
Last Christmas I got the gift of space.
We should get them together and make a continuum.
Now he's moving? Man, what is Emily doing to him? He's not even here! You guys! We were in the storage area, and we saw this creepy man.
It was this crazy-eyed, hairy beast-man.
It was like a Big Foot or a yeti or something.
He came at us, so Rachel used a bug bomb on him.
I pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass.
Like, dark hair, bushy beard? Yeah, you fogged Danny.
Please! We did not fog Danny.
Who's Danny? Danny just moved in.
He just got back from a four-month trek in the Andes.
Nice fella.
He's nice.
You know, you always stick up for the people we fog.
You might not remember us, but we're the girls that fogged you.
We're really sorry we fogged you.
Just so you know, we didn't mean to fog you.
We thought you were like a yeti or something.
Sorry to bother you, but we can't accept your acceptance of our apology.
It doesn't really seem like you mean it.
That guy is so rude! Really! What is with that guy? You'd forgive me if I fogged you.
You did, a little bit.
Oh, my God, honey.
I'm so sorry.
-I totally forgive you.
-Really? You know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium? Crematorium Chris? Sure.
He said he would cremate my fur coat for free if I bring in the next person I know who dies.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
Look at these pelts! Don't get too attached.
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