5. 467655 - The One With the Kips (第5季)【完整台词】

And while that was good advice, you should know that what she wants is for me not to see you anymore.

That's crazy! You can't do that.

What are you going to tell her? Oh, my God! You've already agreed to this.

It's awful, I know.

But I have to do this if I want my marriage to work.

And I do.

I have to make this marriage work.

I have to.

But the good thing is, we can still see each other until she gets here.

Lucky me! Oh, my God! That is good news, Ross! That's the best news I've heard since LaPooh died! You have no idea what a nightmare this has been.

This is so hard.

Oh, yeah, really? Is it, Ross? - Let me make this easier for you.

- What are you doing? - Storming out.

- It's your apartment.

Yeah? Well, that's how mad I am! Damn Rolos! You're back! How was your conference? It was terrible.

I fought with my colleagues for the entire time.

Are you kidding with this? So your weekend was a bust? No, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.

You're back too.

Could I talk to you for a second? - How was your chef thing? - It was awful.

Some people don't appreciate good food.

Maybe the food tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.

How much was the room? I'll pay my half.

Fine.

$300.

$300? Just think of it as $25 per room.

What are you guys woofing about? Chandler stole a 20 from my purse! You know what? Now that I think about it I constantly find myself without 20s, and you always have lots.

You should've seen the look on her face.

I don't want Rachel to hate me.

I don't know what to do.

- You want my advice? - Yes.

Please.

- You won't like it.

- That's okay.

You got married too fast.

- That's not advice.

- I told you.

I'm going to the bathroom.

If anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.

Me neither.

Maybe I could do it.

I know you guys heard about me and Ross.

But I've been obsessing about it and would love not to talk about it.

I don't know if this falls under that category but Ross is right back there.

- That's not Ross.

- Not that guy.

He does look like him, though.

Ross is in the bathroom.

Oh, my God! It's happening.

It's already started.

I'm Kip.

Yeah, you're not Kip.

Do you even know who Kip is? Who cares? You're Rachel.

Who's Kip? My old roommate.

We all hung out together.

Oh, that poor bastard.

You told me the story.

He and Monica dated.

When they broke up, you all promised you'd stay his friend.

And what happened? He got phased out.

- You won't be phased out.

- Of course, I am.

It won't happen to Ross.

He's your brother, your college roommate.

It was just a matter of time.

I just assumed Phoebe would be the one to go.

You live far away, you're not related.

You lift right out.

Hey, Mr.

Bing.

That hotel you stayed at called.

Someone left an eyelash curler in your room.

Yes, that was mine.

I figured you met a girl and she left it.

That would have made more sense.

I don't even feel like I know you anymore.

All right, I'm just going to ask you this one time.

Whatever you say, I'll believe you.

Were you or were you not on a gay cruise? I'm sorry about the whole "lifting out" thing.

You got to come with me.

- Where? - Wherever I go.

You and me, we'll start a new group.

We're the best ones.

Okay, but try to get Joey too.

Pheebs, do you mind if I speak to Rachel alone? Sure.

Bye, Ross.

Forever.

Why are you here? Isn't this against the rules? I talked to Monica.

Look, I'm the one who made the choice.

I'm the one who's making things change.

So I should be the one to, you know, step back.

No, no, it's okay.

Really.

Plenty of people just see their sisters at Thanksgiving their college roommates at reunions and Joey at Burger King.

Is that better? No, it's not better.

I still don't get to see you.

What would you do? If you were me, what would you do? First, I'd have said the right name at my wedding.

I can't believe this.

I know.

I am so sorry.

I know that too.