3. 467653 - The One Hundredth (第5季)【完整台词】

We have our babies? We have our babies.

Oh, my God! You did it, man.

Would you like to see them? They're so small.

-I'll call you tomorrow.

-Great.

Are you really going to date that nurse man? You and I are just "goofing around.

" I thought, why not "goof around" with him? I don't know if you've looked up "goofing around" in the dictionary.

Well, I have and the technical definition is: Two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just want to spend more time together.

But if you have this new dictionary that gets you mad at me then we have to get you my original one.

I am so bad at this.

-You're better than you think you are.

-Really? Okay.

So if? -Know when to stop.

-I sensed that I should stop.

So we're okay? I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen.

-Don't do the dance.

-Right.

You're my favorite.

-Which one do you have? -I don't care.

Frank and Alice want me to tell you they're making phone calls.

Did you talk to them about, you know.

No, honey.

It was a long shot.

You guys? Can I just have a second alone with the babies? So here you are.

Seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that petri dish.

Everyone said labor was the hardest thing.

But they were wrong.

This is.

Well, I had the most fun with you guys.

I wish I could take you home and see you every day.

I'll settle for being your favorite aunt.

I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me.

Okay, so we're cool.

We're gonna be great.

Little high-fives.

Well, if you're going to cry.

Phoebe, we are so proud of you.

You're amazing! I know.

Does it hurt as bad as they say? You won't be able to take it.

Now that little Chandler is a girl, what'll they name her? They'll call her Chandler.

Kind of a masculine name, don't you think? It works on you.

Maybe they can girlie it up a bit, like Chandlerette.

Alice called her Channy-fanny.

Ha-ha, Channy-fanny.