3. 467653 - The One Hundredth (第5季)【完整台词】

" You're getting there.

These babies are very, very lucky.

They are? Why? They'll be born on the Fonz's half-birthday.

Happy Birthday.

Just to clarify I'm not Fonzie.

It's a terrific thing that you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.

No, it is.

Can I tell you a secret? I want to keep one.

Oh, I'm gonna be on the news.

You must be kidding.

You know you can't keep one of these babies.

Maybe I can.

You don't know.

I do.

Frank and Alice will want to keep all their children.

Maybe not.

You know? Three babies are a handful.

Maybe they'll want to unload one.

I hate to miss an opportunity because I didn't ask.

Phoebe, no.

This is insane.

Just ask him.

What? Me? I can't ask him! Do you know how inappropriate that would be? All I'm saying is, just talk to Frank.

Just feel him out.

No.

I will not ask Frank to give you one of his kids.

You're right.

Tell him it's for you.

Feeling better, sweetie? Maybe a little.

Wish you hadn't seen me throw up.

Me too.

I just heard.

What's up? Kidney stones! Ordinarily, we try to break the stones up with shock waves.

But they're too close to the bladder.

Either we wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra No, no, no, no.

Nothing is going up, okay? Up is not an option.

What's a urethra? Are you crazy? Did you ask him? No, I haven't had a chance yet.

I'm kind of on a clock here.

Oh, Fonzie.

You know who I always liked? Mork.

Undo it.

Undo it.

Fonzie met Mork.

Mork froze Fonzie.

But Fonzie was already cool.

So he wasn't hurt.

Right? Yeah, that's right.

How you doing? Okay.

Doctor says any minute now.

You know, Alice is going to be here so soon.

You couldn't just do me a favor and, like, hold them in? Sorry, I'm in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.

This is Dan, one of the guys we're dating on Saturday.

Nice to meet you.

I'm really looking forward to Saturday night.

Really! So, Dan nurse, not a doctor, huh? Kind of girlie, isn't it? That's okay.

I'm doing this to get through medical school.

And it didn't feel "girlie" during the Gulf War.

Sure.

Thanks for doing that for us, by the way.

Why wait till Saturday? Are you free tomorrow? Sure.

I'll get somebody to cover me.

Great! Hey, you and me, Saturday night? -No.

-All right, very good! This is a big one.

Get these things out of me! Breathe! Breathe through the pain.

I want the drugs, Ross! I do too! I do too! Yeah, I love you.

Okay, bye.

That was Alice's mom.

Alice left five hours ago.

She should be here.

She'll make it on time.

So, Frank three babies.

That just seems like a lot, huh? Not to me.

Fair enough.

You're at ten centimeters.

Time to start having babies.

I want only the father here.

-We love you.

-Good luck.

I need a clamp, a sterile towel and Channel 31.

What is that? Oh, my God! Oh, no, no! It's a good one.

Fonzie plays the bongos.

Ready? Time to try pushing.

Ready? Time to try peeing.

Wait, wait, wait, wait! It's almost time to try peeing.

Push.

Concentrate on pushing.

I see the head.

Yes, it has a head! Keep pushing.

Come on.

I can't believe somebody's coming out! There's somebody coming out of you! -It's my son! -All right.

Here's your first baby! Yes! We got a baby boy! Frank Junior, Junior! How does he look? So gross! Okay.

You ready to push again? I already had a baby.

Leave me alone! Come on, you can do it! You can do it! Little Leslie's here! We got another one! Oh, my God! I can't believe I have two children.

How scary is that? Come on, little Chandler, it's time to be born.

He's coming! Yes, he's coming! Hey, where's his thing? Chandler's a girl! Oh, God! Kindergarten flashback.

They read the sonogram wrong, because they thought it was a boy.

But Chandler's a girl! Okay, keep saying it.

-Am I too late? -No, no.

Everything's okay.

There's 30 fingers and 30 toes.