23. 467673 - The One in Vegas (1) (第5季)【完整台词】

Yep, that's hilarious.

I'm sorry.

I'm done.

I'm done.

You know, last night was embarrassing for you too.

No, not really.

You've seen me naked hundreds of times.

But it was a first for the rest of my building.

That's true.

But I just don't embarrass that easily.

What? You totally get embarrassed.

No, I don't.

Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.

-ls that so? -Yeah.

Hey, lady! I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom! You know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat.

-Really? -Yeah, sure, sure.

They would scrub the floors.

They'd use it to get the mud off their shoe.

Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty.

So they would stick it right I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.

I'll take you someplace nice.

A guy tipped me $100.

He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won $5000.

Can you believe that? If I won $5000, I'd join a gym.

Build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick.

Wait! Why don't I just do what that guy did? I'll take this $100, turn it into $5000 and I'll turn that into enough to get my movie going! Good luck.

I don't need luck.

I've thought this through.

I see.

Thanks.

I can't believe this.

This is like the worst night ever.

You had a minor setback in your relationship.

Big deal.

It's only Chandler.

I am so sorry.

This is crazy.

Such a stupid argument.

I don't wanna see Richard.

So go fix it.

Find Chandler.

He's probably in your room.

Tell him sorry and you love him.

You're right, Phoebe.

-Thank you.

-Sure.

Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one! Anybody lose this? Coming out.

Place your bet.

Dice her out.

Yellow 11.

Pay the front line! So I'm on my way back to the bathroom.

All right, all right.

Just keep walking, all right? What are you? I am sorry, sir.

I think he just really likes you.

You know that teacher who had a baby with her student? -Can I help you? -Yes.

Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident.

-Can I change $100? -Changing $100.

-Good luck, sir.

-Thanks.

That's right.

-Thirteen.

-Hit me! Oh, man! Wait! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin.

What? My identical hand twin! What's an identical hand twin? What does it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands.

It was incredible.

The dealer's hands were exactly like mine.

It was like looking at my hands in a mirror! You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror? Don't you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie.

I'm gonna be a millionaire! -How? -I don't have it all worked out yet.

But it's gotta mean big money.

Come on, identical hands! Again, I must go back to how? This is Vegas, man.

People will pay to see freaky stuff! How much would you pay to see this hand twice? I can't really put a price on that.

Are you un-supporting me again? I support you 100%.

I just didn't get it right away.

Now I'm caught up.

Identical hand twins.

It's a million-dollar idea! Right? I know.

Okay.

All right.

What's that for? Well, I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break.

I found my identical hand twin! Oh, you're so lucky! So where's Monica? Did you guys make up? But she just came up here.

That was Joey.

I wonder where she is? It's so weird.

She's probably talking to Richard.

Would you stop that? You know what she said after her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him.

She loves you.

-Really? -Yes.

She feels terrible.

She really wants to make up.

You've gotta find her.

Good.

I should really start wearing hats.

Welcome to Las Vegas.

-Did you enjoy your flight? -I did.

Thank you very much.

It was excellent.

-I hope you had a nice flight.

-Oh, it was the best.

I think the check-in is that way.

Kids love me.

Hi, you guys are here! What'd you do? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess.

Pancho Villa.