22. 467672 - The One With Joey's Big Break (第5季)【完整台词】

Is that all right if that stays in there? I don't see why not.

I guess.

You have to answer with the first thing that pops into your head, okay? -Would you rather be too wet or too dry? -Too dry.

-Do you believe in ghosts? -No.

-Will this movie be my big break? -No.

-What? -Yes.

-Dude, you said, no.

-I also said, yes.

-This won't be my big break? -No.

I don't believe this.

Look, I just don't want you to get your hopes up too high.

What are you talking about? I'm the lead in a movie! They're not even paying you! This doesn't sound like a real movie! I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break.

I don't think this is gonna be your big break.

Are you on this trip to make me feel like a loser? -I'd rather be alone.

-You don't want me here? Not if you're like this.

The next time you ask me a question like that, I'll lie.

I don't want you on the trip.

Why don't you pull over.

I'll get out now.

Fine.

Get out.

You can't stop on a bridge.

-Get out! -Fine! Wait! Wait! There's no sidewalk! Yeah.

I'm gonna die here.

Are you mad at me because my hair gel smells? Because I said your handwriting is childlike? No.

That made me feel precious.

Because he's always correcting people's grammar? "Whom, whom.

" Sometimes it's "who"! Yeah? Sometimes it's: Did you beat him at a board game? He's such a baby when he loses.

Okay, I'm the baby.

Hey! Stop it! What are you doing here? Joey kicked me out of the car on the bridge.

-Why? -I don't know.

He went crazy.

We played that game where you ask questions and answer fast.

That game should not be played without my supervision.

I don't know what made him mad.

All I said was that this wouldn't be his big break that it wouldn't do anything for him and that it didn't sound real.

Okay, he should've pushed me off the bridge.

What's in the bag? I figured you'd be mad at me so I got gifts that I found on the roadside.

-Who wants the one-legged teddy bear? -I do! -Not even close.

-I need help! I can't do this.

Come on.

Let's do it.

Sit down.

All right, put your head back.

-Now open your eyes.

-Okay, they are.

-How many fingers am I holding up? -Four.

I was thinking four.

-Really? -Yes! Why don't we start with a practice one.

-No drops.

-Great! On three.

One, two, three.

My pillow's all wet! Well, you said it was practice! Why did you move? I knew you were lying! -Come here.

-What are you doing? Stop it! Oh, my God! I am going.

Turn it over! I am going to get get these drops in your eye.

Oh, my God! You really are freakishly strong.

Stop! Stop! Stop it! Damn, it's empty! If Joey and Chandler walked in now, we could make a fortune.

That is definitely Chandler, Joey or Ross.

Or Rachel.

It's Joey.

Chandler told me what happened.

He's really upset.

Not as upset as he'll be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests.

What did you do to them? There's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio.

I gotta ask Phoebe something about the car.

Hold on one second.

-Hey, dude.

-Hey, Phoebe.

This wooden box keeps sliding out.

What is it? My grandma.

And thanks.

She's having a great time.

Is that Joey? Let me talk to him.

Chandler's here.

He was wondering if I guess he ran out of change.

How am I gonna apologize to him if he won't even talk to me? Send him something.

So when he gets there, he'll know you're sorry.

That's a good idea.

I wonder where I could get a basket of porn? No, don't say, "I'm sorry," with porn.

You should send him a carton of cigarettes.

Because that way he can trade it for protection.

No.

That's prison.

I know how we're gonna figure this out.

Clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head.

-Do you like flora or fauna? -Fauna.

-Simon or Garfunkel? -Garfunkel.

-Why are you mad? -You said I was boring.

When did I say that? Oh, my God! I remember now! We were playing chess.

Phoebe, you and l have never played chess.

Remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing.

You said I was boring.

Then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz.

There's a chance this may have been a dream.

So this entire time, you've been angry with me because of a dream? Well, guess what, now I'm mad at you.

I wanted to make sure this wasn't a dream.

Otherwise we're wasting our time.

Stanley! Your leading man is here.

Let's get to work.

Slight change of plans.