22. 467672 - The One With Joey's Big Break (第5季)【完整台词】

I'm sorry.

I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.

Oh, my God.

What does that thing do? -An eye removal machine.

-I'm out of here.

I'm kidding.

Rachel, I'm Dr.

Miller.

Monica said you were nervous.

Everything will be fine.

-So we're done.

-Almost, but first we gotta start.

This is a glaucoma test.

Sit down.

Put your chin here.

Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye.

What? A small puff of air.

Now, come on! Here we go.

One, two, three.

I'm sorry.

All right.

I'm gonna stay in here this time.

Ready? -One, two -I'm sorry.

You know what? I'm gonna hold her head.

That's okay.

I'm sorry.

You're young.

You don't have glaucoma.

So it was very, very nice to meet you, sir.

What are you? Are you crazy? You got a small, minor infection in that left eye.

Take these drops for a week and you'll be as good as new.

No, I don't put things in my eye.

We'll see you here in three months.

And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

Give me the damn drops! Dr.

Miller? P-E-C-F-D.

Very good, Monica! -You know where they are.

-I sure do.

And you don't get one.

You know, those eye drops are a miracle.

My eye is 100 percent better.

-They're still in my coat.

-Damn! You ready to go? How cold will it be there? Will all these sweater vests be enough? -What? -I love you.

I wish Ross was coming with us.

I'll miss him.

Thanks.

I just got that jerk out of my mind.

Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite? Not really.

It's an independent film.

We don't have a big budget.

I'll stay in your room.

Once you get paid, you'll be springing for a suite.

They must be paying you a lot.

For every dollar Shutterspeed makes one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.

You don't get paid unless it makes money? Did you not hear the plot of the movie? "She's been dead for 10 years.

" I'm gonna be a millionaire! I wanted to say goodbye.

And to see if you guys would place a little bet for me.

Twenty bucks on black 15.

-You got it! -All right.

-You remember the number, right? -Yeah, black 13.

-Black 15! -You got it.

-All right.

Bye-bye, now.

-Bye, you guys.

I'll say bye at the car.

Anyone wanna say bye to me at the car? I'll say goodbye to you at the car if you don't mind the pus.

See you! But wait a minute.

The pus is good.

It means it's healing.

Hey, Phoebe.

What you reading? Hello? Come on! Sorry, I didn't see you there.

Phoebe, are you mad at me or something? If you are, please tell me what it is I did.

-lf you don't know, I can't help you.

-I don't know.

Well, I can't help you.

Well, whatever it is, I am very, very sorry.

Okay? Apology accepted.

So we're good? I'll see you later, okay? Bye, fat-ass.

All right! Will you please tell me what it is that made you so mad at me? I don't know! I don't remember! What do you mean, you can't remember? I was so focused on being mad at you, I forgot what it was I was mad about.

If you can't remember, can't we just forget about this? Oh, no.

I am mad at you.

I know that much.

But I'm sorry about the fat-ass thing because you have a sweet, little heinie.

I'm getting pretty tired.

You'll have to take over soon.

We've been driving for a half-hour.

You haven't looked at the road once.

Don't worry.

It's out there.

Maybe I just need lunch.

You wanna eat? My treat.

Isn't that Ross' money? Ross' treat.

Where do you wanna eat? I don't know.

I know how we can decide.

I'll ask you questions.

And then you have to answer real fast.

So clear your mind.

Clear it right out.

Clear it out.

It's all clear except for this image of a small, purple lamp.