20. 467670 - The One With the Ride-Along (第5季)【完整台词】

Because I do want to seize some opportunity but I really don't want to see or talk to her.

Well, there you go! Yeah, maybe today's just "close call" day.

Hey, thanks, Rach.

Oh, honey.

No problem.

Wait, wait.

The message is blinking.

Maybe you didn't erase it.

Hey, Ross, it's you That's an old message.

Nobody needs to hear that.

-Hey, was Monica here? -Yeah.

I want my money back.

You probably need that for stamps, right? Has Gary ever been shot at for real? Yes, once.

A little.

He kind of did it to himself.

It's not really a good story.

I wonder how I'd react under fire.

And not backfire but heavy fire.

Like, if I was in a war.

Man, I would be great in a war! I think I'd make a fantastic military leader.

I mean, I know I'd make general before any of you guys.

Before or after you were shot by your own troops? I know Joey would be in the foxhole protecting all of us.

If the foxhole was lined with sandwiches.

Yeah, hero sandwiches.

You all know I'm a pacifist, so I'm not interested in war in any way.

But when the revolution comes, I'll have to destroy you all.

Not you, Joey.