20. 467670 - The One With the Ride-Along (第5季)【完整台词】

Wow.

I could have died tonight.

Yeah, if the car that backfired had run over you! I'm gonna go home, before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life.

I do have a newfound respect for life.

Oh, my God! Ross, I could have told you you weren't gonna die today.

What? You know when I'm gonna die? -You want to get some dinner? -Sure.

You know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.

Maybe we should walk in a bad neighborhood.

Okay.

Bye.

Cut it out.

I'd hate to save your life and kick your ass on the same day.

Why'd you take off? Just going for a walk.

Around the living room, whatever.

-ls something wrong? -No.

No, I'm just tired.

You know, from the walk.

You dove in front of Ross! Ross! That's what this is about.

Oh, my God.

You hate Ross! I don't hate Ross.

Of course you do.

I saved him.

You're mad at me.

It adds up.

You want Ross out of the picture.

What picture? I don't know.

But I don't like what I'm hearing.

I'm glad you saved Ross in the car backfire.

But it could've been a bullet.

And you didn't try to save me.

You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you.

No, I knew you could take care of yourself.

You know? I mean, Ross needs help.

He's not "street" like us.

You'd risk your life for Ross before you would for me.

That's the bottom line.

No, not exactly.

All right, look.

I wasn't trying to save Ross.

Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross.

All right? I was trying to save my sandwich.

From a bullet? -I know it doesn't make much sense.

-"Much" sense? Look, it was instinct! I just went for it.

You risked your life for a sandwich? I know it sounds crazy but this is the greatest sandwich in the world! So you didn't choose Ross before me? No.

I would never do that.

You're like my brother.

-Really? -Yeah.

In fact, to prove how much you mean to me.

Here.

-Thanks.

-Easy, it's not a hot dog! How good is that? See? What are you doing? You're showing me how much I mean to you.

With a bite.

Jeez! What are you doing here? Hey, you know what? You are in our apartment all the time! This is just a drop in the bucket, mister! It doesn't matter.

The important thing is that you're here.

You're my friend and you're here.

Okay, just a little scared.

What's going on? The most amazing thing happened tonight.

I thought my number was up.

I had an actual near-death experience.

What happened? We were on the ride-along with Gary and somebody took a shot at me! Really? No.

A car backfired.

But I thought somebody was taking a shot at me.

And, Rach I survived! And I was filled with this great respect for life.

I want to experience every moment.

I want to seize every opportunity.

I am seeing everything so clearly now.

Because a car backfired? Okay.

Why are you here? I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but Emily called you today.

-You talked to her? -She left a message.

But it kind of got erased.

I mean, there's something wrong with your machine.

What did she say? Something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up? And she wants you to call her.

Wow.

That was a good thing that I told you, right? Yeah.

Yes.

Of course.

Okay, thank you.

Thank you.

Because I'm gonna go tell Monica I was right.

Because she didn't want Not important.

Point is, I was right.

Your decision.

Okay? I was right.

Your decision.

Right.

I guess I should call Emily.

No, that's not the right decision.

That's not right.

Ross, come on! I mean that woman made you miserable! Do you really want to get back into that? Okay, look.

Yesterday I wouldn't have even considered calling her back.

But my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near-death experience? That's gotta mean something.

That was not a near-death experience.

That was barely an experience.

You weren't there! Maybe this is something that I'm supposed to seize, you know? Okay.

You know what? Maybe this is not about seizing stuff.

Maybe this is about escaping stuff.

Okay? Look at today.

I mean, you escaped death.

And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily.

That does make sense.