20. 467670 - The One With the Ride-Along (第5季)【完整台词】

-Oh, yeah.

No problem.

-Ross! -Sorry.

There.

Hey, Gary.

Who am l? Phone home.

Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.

What's up with that, Serpico? "What's up with that, Serpico?" Are you thinking about me? No, of course you're not.

But if you are, call me tonight.

Okay, bye.

No.

I know! Thank God you were here.

We have to erase that.

What? We can't do that.

We have to.

What if Ross hears that and calls her back and they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you? No! Oh, no, no.

God, no! He should not get back with her.

I know that, you know that.

Even Ross knows that.

But we have no right to erase his message.

Look, I'm his sister and I love him.

I don't want to see him get hurt.

Doesn't that give me the right to control him? Help him? He's not the one who needs help.

She's obviously unstable.

She's thinking about running out on her wedding day.

Okay, fine.

But look at the position she's putting him in.

And what's he gonna do? Run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage? Who would do that? Okay, fine.

All right.

But that was different.

Although it did involve a lot of the same people.

This is some twisted joke she's playing on him.

You are crazy.

She sounded genuinely upset.

I mean, listen.

Your messages have been erased.

No! Well, that worked out well.

Margarita? Okay, but we're safe, right? Nothing bad's gonna go down.

No.

But that reminds me.

Sign this.

What is it? It just says you can't sue if you scrape your knee or get your head blown off.

Oh, hurry up.

I want to sign that.

Here he comes.

What is he doing? What the hell is he doing? What is it? -ls everything okay? -What? He sees us.

Don't move.

And don't look at him! Hey, it's okay.

It was just a car backfire.

Hey, look at that.

You tried to save your buddy.

You see that? You see what he did? You okay, man? Thanks, Joey.

Hello? Hi.

You all right? We should go.

No, wait.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

No.

Monica.

Monica, we have to fix this.

What can we do? You erased the message.

Yeah, but maybe I could call his machine and re-create the message.

All right, okay.

Hello, Ross, this is Rachel Emily.

God, what is it with those two names? I do so wanted to say that I'm going to be getting married to another British person.

And I'm having doubts and scones.

-I can't remember what she said.

-Yeah, that's the problem with this plan.

Rachel, come on.

The message is erased, there's nothing we can do.

He's never gonna find out.

I could tell him about it.

If you want to be rational, I can't argue with you.

All right? Fine, tell him.

I just don't want to be a part of it.

Maybe that's Emily leaving the exact same message.

Hey, Ross, it's you.

I just want you to remember this feeling.

You are lucky to be alive.

So live every day to the fullest.

Love yourself, okay? And also get stamps.

Bye.

Play that message for Emily, and this problem goes away.

Right? Anybody want to meet a hero? John Glenn is here? No.

Joey.

Joey's never been in outer space.

We had the most incredible night.

-We're in the car -Wait.

Hold on.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Okay, go ahead.

So we're in the car, and bang! A shot was fired.

And Joey, with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me.

My God! It was a car backfire.

But he didn't know that.

Yeah, I didn't know that.

It could just as easily have been a bullet.

Ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you.

Who jumps at loud noises.