20. 467670 - The One With the Ride-Along (第5季)【完整台词】

Okay, guys, listen.

Tomorrow, Emily gets married again.

So try to really keep Ross' mind off of it.

Good idea.

Hey, man.

What's up? Just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow.

Oh, Ross! Look, look! What? Where? Right over there! There! Look, look, look! -What am I looking at? -Somebody help me out here.

Hey! Monica, sorry I didn't come by.

I was out with Gary.

He let me ride around with him.

We saw and prevented crimes.

You got to go on a ride-along? -I want to go on a ride-along! -Me too! -Okay.

-Yeah! Me too! Really? You? Yeah.

-Well, it's kind of dangerous.

-Well, I like danger.

-Okay, you guys free tonight? -Yeah! You didn't say it was gonna be at nighttime.

The One With the Ride-Along I'm so glad you're home.

We can finally organize these photos.

Oh, thank God! Finally! I've broken them down into categories.

We got holidays, birthdays, candids.

And I've cross-referenced them by subject.

So if you're looking up, say birthdays and dogs, you get photo 152.

See? Oh, it's me and LePoo.

Wow, I miss that dog.

You can also find him under "dog" and "dead.

" Great.

Thanks.

Hand me that other box of photos.

That's the last one.

Oops.

Sorry.

Good thing you numbered them.

I hadn't.

Photo 152 was a prototype.

Honey, it's okay.

It's okay.

How about I fix you a drink? Maybe a margarita? Ross has the blender.

Everything's just falling apart.

It's okay.

I'll go to Ross', get the blender.

-You get the margarita stuff ready.

-All right.

His keys are in the drawer.

Also, I need some cash.

Want me to stop at the ATM? No.

While you're at Ross', if you see any lying around.

-What? -What? I don't do that.

That was so cool, man.

The way you leaned on that guy.

It is starting to get dark out there.

He told you everything.

You cracked him.

He was the victim.

They're usually pretty talkative.

Okay, but it is officially nighttime.

-Want me to grab the berry for you? -It's called a cherry.

It's called Chandler! Okay, I got it.

This place makes the best sandwich in the world.

Does it have meatballs? Oh, yeah.

Melted cheese and marinara sauce? Yep.

You can't eat that in my car.

Yeah, okay.

Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.

Your tax dollars? Yeah, okay.

Wow, that sandwich smells good.

Did I say you could smell it? I can't smell it? Half the taste is in the smell.

You're sucking up all the taste units.

Okay, I'll give them back.

What is so great about that sandwich? Imagine the best sex you ever had.

-Are you thinking about Monica? -Yeah.

What's that like? Please don't be from a real dinosaur.

Please, please.

Please, please.

"Made in Mexico.

" Yes! Who would buy this? Rach, it's me.

Pick up! What's up? I need a few more things for the margaritas.

I need some salt, some margarita mix and tequila.

So all we had was ice? See if he has ice.

Hello, Ross? It's Emily here.

I know this is out of the blue, but I'm getting married tomorrow.

Well, maybe I am.

I keep thinking about you.

And I'm wondering if we made a mistake giving up so fast.

Are you thinking about me? No, of course you're not.

But if you are, call me tonight.

Okay, bye.

Where we going? This witness won't return my calls.

We'll surprise him coming home.

Surprise him? We're not gonna make anybody mad, are we? Come on, man.

You gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up? He's a witness, not a perp.

And no one talks like that.

Yeah.

No one talks like that.

-Oh, what, like you're Mr.

Cop? -I'm more cop than you two.

How do you figure that? I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner.

When you say "partner," it doesn't sound cop.

It sounds gay.

Jealous.

-Hey, we're undercover here.