19. 467669 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt (第5季)【完整台词】

-Again, true.

-This goes for all guys? -All guys that are awake.

We go to sleep.

All guys from the other end of the world wake up and act the same way.

It's another commercial and I still haven't told her.

Joey, this is the last commercial.

-You got 10 minutes left.

-I know! What am I gonna do? You will not run out and leave her here.

Yeah, all right.

Joey's gonna be right back.

Right back? Meanwhile, let's talk about you.

So you're old and small.

-Did you find it? -The earring, no.

But I found my sunglasses.

I've been looking for these since last summer.

Those are mine.

You borrowed them from me.

Okay.

Calm down.

Here they are.

-What do we do? -I don't know.

I don't know! We'll just have to tell Monica, that's all.

Oh, God! She's gonna kill me.

I could tell her it was all my fault.

Oh, that'd be great.

Mon, could I talk to you? Yeah.

What is it? I lost one of your earrings.

I'm sorry.

I am so, so sorry.

All right, what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it.

I'll replace it.

I promise.

I feel so terrible.

That's fine.

You didn't do it on purpose.

Look at you.

Come here.

-You feel better? -Yeah.

You're the best.

Okay, wait a minute.

I can't do this.

Listen, honey, it's not Phoebe's fault.

She lent me the earrings.

I lost it.

I'm so sorry, honey.

I feel terrible too.

That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff! First, my jewelry.

If it's not that, it's my sweater.

And if it's not that, it's my sunglasses.

Your sunglasses? Oh, right.

-Pizza.

-Mine, mine, mine! Okay, here goes.

Prepare yourselves for some class-A flirting.

Okay, hold on.

If you really like this girl, I don't think flirting is the right way You'll see.

What's her name? Caitlin! We can't keep eating like this.

It's $12.

50.

Do you make the pizzas in one of those wood-burning ovens? No, actually, I think they're gas.

Gas? Intense.

If this is how all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem.

You know that smell gas has? They put that in.

-What? -The gas is odorless.

But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.

Well, okay.

A lot of other gas smells.

Oh, the humanity! Methane smells.

You know what? Actually, I really should go.

-But I haven't paid you yet.

-That's okay.

You guys have ordered so many that this one's on me.

Was I talking to her about gas? More so than anything else.

I found it interesting.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it.

In nine years, she and l will be right there! I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes.

What else do they add smell to? Caitlin! Caitlin! Hi, I'm Rachel.

The people with all the pizza.

Was there a problem? No, they're fine.

Great pizza.

But, actually, my friend Ross he gets nervous when he's flirting.

Oh, my God! That was flirting? I know, I know.

I'm telling you, once you get past that part where it feels like you wanna die he's a really good person.

The guy with the gas? I'm telling you, he's really sweet and really funny and he's just got a good heart.

You know, actually, I did think that he was cute and then he started talking.

See, there you go.

-Besides, I think he really likes you.

-Really? Well, we have seven people and 10 pizzas.

What do you think? I thought Joey was there.

Yeah, no, but just I'm telling you he's worth a shot.

Well, if he's so great why don't you go out with him? Well, you know, at some point you and I may need to have a longer conversation.

Hey, Ross? I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway.

You must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought.

-What? -I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her number.

And she just gave you this? Rach, thanks.

But I don't need you doing me any favors.

I didn't.

She thought you were cute.

Well, that I can believe.

Hey, is the show still on? Almost over, man.