19. 467669 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt (第5季)【完整台词】

It's 12.

50.

By the way, if it makes you feel any better I happen to like What? Your hair.

Before.

Your hair.

You said you thought your hair looked like an 8-year-old boy's and I'm just saying I like it.

The hair.

Thanks.

You understand, I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.

All I'm looking for is the money.

Here you go.

Stop bringing us pizzas, you.

I'm gonna try.

You're welcome.

You couldn't let me have her, could you? This is a girl I really like, and you had to swoop in there! What? Chandler was flirting with the hot delivery girl.

Thank you for that.

I was not flirting.

It's okay.

I don't care.

That's fine.

Really? It's no big deal.

I do it all the time.

You flirt with guys all the time? It doesn't mean anything.

Just like it doesn't mean anything with you.

There's a difference.

You're a lot hotter.

True story.

This actually bothers you? Yes, and I think it'd bother a lot of people.

When you and Ross dated did it bother you when he flirted with other women? No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.

And thank you for that.

I never had to worry.

He was never good at the flirting thing.

What are you talking about? It worked with you.

No, you're right.

We met, you flirted and then bam! Nine years later, you had me.

All right.

You know what I'll do? I'll order another pizza.

And when Caitlin gets here I will show you how well I flirt.

I will get her phone number.

And not the one on the menu.

-I found it.

-Thank God! Where was it? On your dresser.

Okay, that is the one we already have.

Here's my big scene.

My big scene's here.

-Wanna bet nobody heard anything? -No bet.

Anybody home? -Oh, my God.

-What? Everybody keep smiling.

It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out.

What is it? They cut me out of the show.

What? -Are you sure? -Maybe your scene's coming up.

Not likely.

Because you see that body bag right there? I'm in it.

This is terrible.

What'll you do? I don't know.

This little old lady lives for my career.

When they dumped me off Days of Our Lives, she almost died.

That's not good.

-Yeah, we had to get her a home nurse.

-Oh, my God.

Yeah, she almost died and got really expensive.

You're not smiling.

Not that face! Everybody smile! Just tell her what happened.

It's not your fault.

If we keep talking this way, won't we freak her out soon? Soon.

I'm gonna be on soon.

There I am! Sam Waterston! No, no.

That's me.

That's me! No.

Sam Waterston.

Crime Misdemeanor, Capricorn One.

She doesn't know "hello," but she knows Capricorn One.

I need those earrings.

We're leaving when the show's over.

But I already gave them back to you.

No, you didn't.

I already didn't gave them back to you.

That's what I said.

Where's that other earring? It's not here, Phoebe.

It's not here.

I went to Chandler's last night.

Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.

Chandler has a jewelry box? We have 10 minutes.

Do you want me to get into that now? Hey, Phoebe.

How's that vegetarian pizza working out for you? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh? Why are you being weird? Do you like it? No.

That'd be, "Why are you being cute?" Okay.

I'm working on my flirting.

I did not get that.

So, Monica, do you like Law and Order? Yeah, it's good.

I found out all this stuff about you.

You like Law and Order and you've flirted with every guy in the tri-state area.

Okay, let me get this straight.

It's okay for you to flirt, but not for me? I'm glad we cleared that up.

I'm sorry, but some things are different for men and women.

Teach me about men and women.

I've already taught you so much already, but whatever.

When you flirt with a guy, you think, "No big deal.

" But he thinks, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me.

" -No way! -It's true.

-Well, that's pathetic.