Wow! You look nice.
What's the occasion? Monica and I are celebrating our 10-month anniversary.
Got reservations at Jean-George.
How'd you get in? Made a few calls, pulled some strings and they'll seat us if we both have chicken and don't get dessert.
-Hi, Chandler.
-Hey, Caitlin.
Somebody got a haircut.
I hate it.
I look like an 8-year-old boy.
If that was true, gym class would've been more interesting.
-It's $27 even.
-Okay.
Here you go.
Where's the chicken? It's in the back.
The duck pissed him off.
He said that eggs came first.
-Thanks.
I'll see you later.
-Bye.
What the hell was that? -What? -The flirting.
Aren't you supposed to be going out with, let's see, my sister? I wasn't flirting.
It was totally flirting! "Somebody got a haircut.
" First of all, the impression? Uncanny.
Second, that wasn't flirting.
That was just casual conversation.
Yeah, right.
You wanna see flirting? I'll show you.
I'm good.
The One Where Ross Can't Flirt I am so proud of Joey.
-He's gonna be on Law and Order! -I know.
Don't you think it should be called Order and Law? No, because they arrest the guy and then try him.
Don't get me started on that.
-I was not flirting.
-And on your anniversary.
For shame! What's going on? He was hitting on the hot delivery girl.
I was not.
And oh, God! You were.
If anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single the guy who can do something about it.
Sounds like someone wants to be Mr.
Pizza Delivery Girl.
Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin? Ross, we broke up two years ago.
You've been married since then.
I think it's okay that we see other people.
I was watching her at the pizza place.
And she was just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little We don't need her measurements.
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni.
She's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid? She forgot my vegetarian.
This is perfect.
She'll have to come back here with your pizza.
And when she does, I will turn on the charm "au" Ross.
I am so glad you don't eat meat.
See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.
Hey, everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother.
-Big night! -Yeah, it's so cool.
Joey on Law and Order.
You must be proud.
She doesn't understand a word of English.
I thought you were Joey's other grandmother.
I've done it again.
Nonnie's my biggest fan.
She's the only one in the family who's always believed in me.
Si.
Big star.
My big fat Joey star.
Yeah, I weighed, like, -Happy anniversary! -Happy anniversary, 10 months.
In the shower I was thinking about our first night in London.
Joey's grandmother's right there.
-The one who speaks English? -The one who doesn't.
That was some hot love you gave me.
-I'll get ready.
-Wear those earrings I got you.
That's a great idea.
I was saving them for something special.
-You've got to go home.
-But I like it here.
Get the earrings you borrowed.
He wants me to wear them.
I think they're in my purse.
Go get dressed and I'll look for them.
I need those earrings you borrowed.
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Phoebe, you speak ltalian? I guess so.
-Here you go.
-Thanks.
Where's the other one? Oh, what, you want both of them? That's a little greedy, don't you think? Rachel Karen Greene, where's the other one? Look, just don't freak out, but I kind of lost it.
I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
What'll I tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight.
-Tell her to wear her own earrings.
-These are her earrings.
You lent me her earrings? I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff! -Why not? -Because I lose her stuff! You see that blind guy? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
My big scene's coming up.
The big scene coming up.
If you said, "Big lima bean bubbling up," would she know the difference? What are you doing? Oh, I just can't watch.
It's too scary.
It's a diaper commercial.
Yeah, well, you know me.
Babies, responsibilities.
-Pizza delivery.
-I'll get it! I will get that! How does my hair look? Ross, it hasn't moved since 1996.
One vegetarian pizza.
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