18. 467668 - The One Where Rachel Smokes (第5季)【完整台词】

You smoked! All right, fine! But I had to.

I had to do it for my career.

I wish I had to smoke for my career.

But it's so gross! It's not that bad, you know? Yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and my fingers sort of smell.

I actually feel like I could throw up.

-Can you hear yourself? -I know.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm not myself.

I smoked like half a pack.

I feel a little shaky and a little weird.

But you gotta push past this, okay? Because it's about to get so good.

You smell so smoky, I gotta get up.

I'm not kidding.

I think you smell great.

So we're decided.

No on plaid, yes on pink.

Absolutely.

I'm so onboard.

-Didn't you just light that? -Yeah.

But you know what? I'm just really, really trying to cut back, you know.

Good luck, Rach.

I've been thinking about quitting.

Every Sunday night, I tell myself I'm quitting.

Every Monday morning, it's like: Tell me about it.

We'll just quit.

Let's all quit! It sounds appealing.

-I never could do it.

-But you could.

Absolutely.

We can help each other.

We could get those patches.

We could be like the Patch Sisters.

You know, we really should quit.

Okay, let's quit! Great! Give me those cigs.

Come on! Give it! Out.

Done.

Quit.

My late husband gave me that lighter.

I'm not kidding.

Okay, then.

Mmmsoup.

Mmmsoup.

Would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room? -No problem.

-Thanks.

So you want to be an actor? I gotta tell you, it's no picnic.

There's tons of rejection.

No stability.

I mean, one day, you're Dr.

Drake Ramoray.

The next day, you're eating ketchup out of the bottle.

It's a tough life.

I mean, sure, you can get up whenever you want watch TV all day meet tons of women in acting class.

Oh, who am I kidding.

I can't talk you out of this.

It's a great life.

-Joey.

-Ross.

Ben.

I mean, Ben.

Ben.

Raymond, Joey, you're up.

So here's what.

Are you sure that I haven't seen you somewhere before? No, I haven't been in any plays.

All right, let's try one.

Whenever you guys are ready.

Is there a problem? Well, this is noodle soup.

And I've been working with tomato.

But that's okay.

No problem.

Mmmnoodle soup.

You know, that's fine.

But the line is, "Mmmsoup.

" -What'd I say? -"Mmmnoodle soup.

" How's that different? All right.

Let's try one.

Mmm noodle soup.

Let's do it again.

Mmmsoup.

I mean, noodle soup.

I mean, soup! Come on! You know what? We need to move on.

No, I could do it one more time.

Look.

Mmmnoodle soup.

Damn it! So I think that if we get these samples into the magazine by Monday, we'll be fine.

Sounds good.

So, Rach, how you doing? -I'm great! -No, with the not-smoking thing.

Kill me now.

Let me tell you something, I ate 40 Mallomars today.

I mean, I have patches all over my body, you know? -I mean, I haven't slept in two days.

-We quit yesterday.

That's counting today.

But anyway, so these samples, I think Oh, my God! I'm so sorry, I forgot.

I have to go to the mailroom and mail some proofs.

Go ahead.

Rachel and I will just sit here and keep brainstorming.

Also, Vogue called.

And they were wondering You know what? I'm a little hungry.

I'm just gonna run down to the vending machines.

All right.