18. 467668 - The One Where Rachel Smokes (第5季)【完整台词】

Me too! Oh, look at that.

This is a little sketch of the cake.

See? Some sample menus.

I thought we'd start with a Tuscan-style finger food.

And for music, here's an alphabetized list of all of my CDs.

I've highlighted the ones that'll go with the food.

-What about the intimate dinner party? -We're not doing that.

Looks like you took care of everything.

Thanks a lot, cohost.

Wait a minute.

There's plenty of things for you to do.

Like what? Cups.

You're giving me cups? And ice.

Cups and ice? I get to be in charge of cups and ice? All right.

Fine.

I will be in charge of cups and ice.

-I can get ice at the restaurant -I got it! -How did the audition go? -Not so good.

Wait a minute.

Are you doing Joey's: "The audition didn't go so well.

Yeah, it did"? Yeah, I am! -Yeah, Ben got a second audition.

-That's great! I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback.

You got a callback too, didn't you? Yeah, I did! What are you doing out here? It got kind of lonely up there, so I thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.

We're discussing the fall collection.

Oh, great.

Anyway, we really -Sorry.

We're smoking all over you.

-That's okay.

We'll move.

You stay there.

I sent the designs to Ralph.

He was excited about it.

That's great! You are the best! Excuse me.

Can I bum one of those? Actually, this one's.

What's so funny over here? I thought you didn't smoke.

You know, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes.

You know what I mean? Doobies? Actually, I thought to myself, "Those guys are crazy!" But no, I smoke the regular ones all the time.

We get high.

Me too.

I'm kidding.

Me too.

Oh, God! This is so nerve-racking.

How do you do this? Fortunately, I don't get many callbacks, so.

Is it a good sign that they asked us to wait? Who knows? We have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle and Joey.

The rest of you, thank you.

Yes! I knew it! Bye-bye.

So long.

Later.

I'm not married to him anymore.

He's my ex-husband.

I'm totally gay! This is great! I might get to play Ben's dad.

Actually, that can't happen.

Because you have such different looks we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben.

So it'll either be you two or you two.

-This is gonna be kind of weird.

-Yeah, it is.

Yeah.

It's gonna be weird.

No.

We're like best friends.

That's why it's weird.

I thought we were just talking.

If Ben gets this commercial, do you think you can get me some free soup? Chandler, a can of soup is like 60 cents.

Yeah, okay, but I have been supporting a 29-year-old ltalian for five years.

Is it okay if I leave this here till Rachel's birthday party? -Sure.

What's in them? -Cups.

Good, because we got Rachel That's a lot of cups.

I'm in charge of cups and ice.

And Monica's gonna rue the day she put me in charge of cups and ice.

You know, I rued the day once.

Didn't get a whole lot else done.

Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups.

Ross, I'm glad you're here.

-I want to talk to you.

-What's up? I've been thinking about this commercial thing.

Me against Ben.

The two of us competing.

That can't lead to anything good.

I think I'm just gonna step aside.

I'll tell them that I won't audition.

Joey, that's great.

Thanks, man.

That's it? You're gonna let me do this? It's my career we're talking about! But you just I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it.

If anyone should step aside, it should be Ben.

-What? -Chandler, tell him! Well, let me get the door first.

Hi, no one! Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place.

You tagged along.

You're like the tagalong dad! At least I care about his feelings.

What? You know how hard it'll be on him when he doesn't get it? And why wouldn't he get it? Come on! Have you seen what my kid can do? He dials phones, he eats tortilla chips.

He plays soccer with the cartoon tiger! Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid? You just give him a spoon, baby.

Oh, yeah? I guess we'll see! This commercial belongs to me and Mitch! -Your kid's name is Raymond! -Yeah? So is yours! -How did work go? -lt was great.

I went down there like you said.

And we talked business.

And Kim took my opinions.

You stink! -Thanks.

-No, I'm serious.

That's because I went down there and they were smoking.

This is actually the smell of success.

But there's something different Oh, my God! You smoked! I did not.

Yes, you did.

You look happy and sick.