15. 467665 - The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey (第5季)【完整台词】

Oh, my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! Who would do a thing like that? You got your free food.

You ruined everyone's fun.

Isn't it time you went home? Go back to 3B, 3B.

Everyone, calm down! I have something that I'd like to say.

Who here likes Ross? Of course you don't like him.

He didn't give you any money.

He raised his own hand when I asked, "Who likes Ross?" And he's wearing two nametags.

I'll be honest.

When I first met Ross, I didn't like him at all.

Once I got to know him, I saw that he is really sweet and caring and very generous.

All I'm saying is, don't judge Ross before you get to know him.

You know, I like all of you guys now.

But when I first met you, you know? Kurt? I thought, abrasive drunk.

Lola? Mind-numbingly stupid.

You guys.

Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv.

So I think you all know what I mean.

Obviously, I didn't think they would throw things.

I thought if I kept insulting them you'd defend them.

Then you'd look like the hero.

See, I did not get that.

Where's Monica? I need to talk to her, it's urgent.

I'm Monica.

I need to talk to you.

It's urgent.

I've been thinking about us.

A lot of "us" thinking.

I guess there's only one way to do this.

What are you doing? Don't do it.

Will you marry me? What a bad idea.

I can't not look at it.

Why are you doing this? I don't know.

But I know I'm not afraid to do this.

I'm doing this because I'm sorry? Do you think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry? The best reason is pregnancy.

Sorry is fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.

Will you be my wife? I want you to take a minute and think about how ridiculous this sounds.

I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here now.

None of that came from me.

I never said I wanted to have babies and get married! I was really confused.

Then I talked to these guys.

Who? Two divorces and Joey? She's right, you know? Yeah, but still, cheap shot! You know when I said that I want you to deal with relationship stuff all on your own? You're not ready.

I didn't think I was! Oh, my God.

What would you have done if I had said yes? I would've been happy because I would spend the rest of my life with the woman I love.

Or you would have seen a Chandler-shaped hole in that door.

Will you pass that knife? No, I will not.

You don't have to be mean about it.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Will you marry me? I was going to ask you to marry me because I didn't say hello to you.

Or ask them to move in with you.

But I'm not sure.

Chandler? How long is this going to go on? I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were.

So a long time.

This is fun! Remember that "we were on a break" thing? I'm sorry.

Will you marry me? That's not funny.