Chandler! Chandler! I saw what you were doing in the window! I saw what you're doing to my sister! Get out here! Listen, we had a good run.
What was it? Four, five months? That's more than most people have in a lifetime.
Goodbye.
-What are you doing? -I am going on the lam.
Come on, Chandler.
I can handle Ross.
Hold on! Hey, Ross.
What's up, bro? What the hell are you doing? What's going on? I think Ross knows about me and Monica.
Dude, he's right there.
I thought you were my best friend! This is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! We're not just messing around.
I love her.
I'm in love with her.
I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way.
I'm sorry, but it's true.
I love him too.
My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! You guys want to probably get some hugs in too.
Big news! We've actually known for a while.
What? You guys knew? You all knew and you didn't tell me? We were worried about you.
We didn't know how you were going to react.
You were worried about me? You didn't know how I'd react? Okay.
All right.
Let's clear out of here and let these lovebirds get back to business.
I'm just talking here.
He's the one doing your sister.
The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey You know what I just realized? If you guys have kids We're having kids? I call godfather! You can't just call godfather.
Shouldn't her brother be godfather? Sure.
If you cared enough to call it first.
-You're a few steps ahead of us.
-Big zero gravity moon steps.
I just thought of the greatest wedding gift.
I'll go in on that with you.
I couldn't decide.
Hey, Katie.
This is Katie.
You ready to go? I'll run to the bathroom.
Where's lunch? I was thinking Chinese food.
I love Chinese! How did you know I love Chinese? She is so cute.
You could fit her in your pocket.
She could fit in that little pocket inside the pocket.
I don't know.
I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but.
But what? She keeps punching me.
In the cute, little sweet way she just did? It's a lot harder than it looks.
She's hurting me.
I know what you need.
You need a bodyguard.
What is Ben doing after preschool? Joey is having a problem.
A little girl is beating him up.
Joey, come here.
Honey, I know.
This must be really difficult for you, and I'm sorry, am I hurting you? I brought you some housewarming gifts.
Salt, so your life always has flavor.
Bread, so you never go hungry.
And a scented candle for the bathroom.
Because, well, you know.
Thanks.
Thanks.
And thanks, I guess.
Welcome.
I'm Steve Cera, president of the tenants' committee.
Ross Geller.
And this is my friend Phoebe.
Mr.
President.
I came to talk to you about Howard.
He is the handyman who's retiring next week.
Everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a thank you.
That's nice.
Want to give me a check? Not now.
You can slip it under my door.
No, it's not that.
I just moved in.
Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years.
Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
Okay, I get it.
Wait! Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard.
I mean, I don't know Howard.
Howard's the handyman.
Yes, but to me, he's just "man.
" Okay.
Fine.
Whatever.
Welcome to the building.
Can you believe that guy? I really like his glasses.
So then President Steve told everyone I was a cheapskate and now the whole building hates me.
A little kid spit on my knee.
And told me to wipe it off with my $100 bill.
You really should wipe it off with something.
You know what? I'll throw a party.
For everyone in the building.
And I'll sit them all down and explain that I am not a bad guy.
I am not a cheap guy.
I'm just a guy who stands up for what he believes in.
A man with principles.
Sounds like a fun party.
If you want them to like you, why don't you just pay the $100? The party will cost you more.
That doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles! I thought it was about your neighbors liking you.
They'll like me once they come to my awesome party.
I gotta get some nametags.
And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
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