14. 467664 - The One Where Everybody Finds Out (第5季)【完整台词】

Thanks.

You know, when you say things like that, it makes me want to rip that sweater vest right off.

Why don't we move into the bedroom? Really? Do you not want to? First I want to take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.

That would be nice.

I'll go get the lotion.

It's way out of hand.

She wants me to put lotion on her! -She's bluffing! -She's not backing down.

She went like this He's not backing down.

He went to get lotion.

It's Chandler.

You can take him.

Come on.

Don't you remember when you made him cry using only your words? Aren't you guys done yet? I want to sit in my chair! The sooner Phoebe breaks him, the sooner it's over and out in the open.

I like that.

Show him your bra.

He's afraid of bras.

Can't work them.

You didn't rip off any buttons.

It's not my first time.

Go back there and seduce her till she cracks! Give me a second.

-Did you clean up in here? -Of course! You're going? Not without you, lover.

So this is my bra.

It's very, very nice.

Well, come here.

I'm very happy we're going to have all the sex.

You should be.

I'm very bendy.

I'll kiss you now.

Not if I kiss you first.

I guess there's nothing left for us to do but kiss.

Here it comes.

Our first kiss.

You win! I can't have sex with you! -And why not? -I'm in love with Monica! You're what? Love her! I love her! I love her! I love you, Monica.

I love you too, Chandler.

I thought you were doing it.

I didn't know you were in love! Dude! Hats off to Phoebe.

Quite a competitor.

May I say your breasts are still showing.

God.

All right! So that's it? It's over.

Everybody knows! Actually, Ross doesn't.

We'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.

Well, here it is.

A new place for a new Ross.

I'll have you and the guys from work over, once it's furnished.

It's nice to see you back on your feet.

I am that, and the whole rage thing is definitely behind me.

I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our museum team? That would be great.

I am totally ready to come back to work.

What are you doing? Get off my sister!