14. 467664 - The One Where Everybody Finds Out (第5季)【完整台词】

Is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it? That new mountain bike? What did you send? A basket of mini muffins.

There's a whole table of them.

Which one did you send? The small one.

You actually thought that basket was going to get you the apartment? Someone sent us a basket at work, and people went crazy over those muffins.

It was the best day.

Your work makes me sad.

Oh, man, I want that place so much! And I was so sure that was going to work.

There's 12 bucks I'll never see again.

We'd better go if we want to catch that movie.

Bye.

Bye, Chandler.

I miss you already.

Did you see that? The inappropriate, and the pinching? Actually, I did.

So do you believe that she's attracted to me? Oh, my God! She knows about us! Are you serious? She knows, and she's trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation! But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps? She knows! Phoebe knows about us.

I didn't tell them! Them? Who's "them"? Phoebe and Joey.

And Rachel.

I would have told you, but I promised not to tell.

I'm sorry.

But it's over now, right? You can tell them you know they know, and I can go back to knowing nothing! Unless Not "unless"! This must end now! They think they are so slick messing with us.

But they don't know that we know that they know.

So The messers become the messees! Come on, you guys.

Think how much fun it would be to tell.

We know, we know, we know What? Oh, that wasn't you.

Honey, you got to stop torturing yourself.

Why don't you find another apartment? I've already looked at 1000 apartments this month.

None of them even compares to that one.

Well, except for one, but I would have had to share it with an Armenian family.

Grandma really liked me.

But I want Ugly Naked apartment! You know what? You should find out his hobbies and use that to bond with him.

Like if I wanted something from Joey I would strike up a conversation about sandwiches or my underwear.

I'm listening.

That is a great idea! And I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for five years.

So that gives me back my edge! Let's see now.

He had the trampoline.

He broke that.

-He had gravity boots.

-He broke those too.

So he likes to break stuff.

I've got to go pick up Ben.

But I will figure something out.

Didn't he used to have a cat? I wouldn't bring that up.

It would bum him out.

Poor cat never saw that big butt coming.

Hold on a second, she's right here.

It's Chandler.

Hello, you.

Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day.

You know that thing you said before? I was intrigued.

Really? Joey won't be here tonight.

Why don't you come over? I'll let you feel my bicep.

Or maybe more.

I'll have to get back to you on that.

He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more! Are you kidding? I cannot believe he would do that to Mon Joey? Do they know that we know? They know you know.

I knew it! I would say, "Thank God! Everybody knows! It's finally over!" But that hasn't been working for me.

I cannot believe those two! They thought they could mess with us? Trying to mess with us? They don't know that we know they know we know.

Joey, you can't say anything.

Couldn't if I wanted to.

Good evening, sir.

I'm Ross Geller.

I'm one of the applicants.

I realize that the competition is fierce but.

I'm sorry, I can't help but notice that you're naked.

I applaud you.

Man, I wish I was naked.

I mean, this looks so great.

That is how God intended it.

Look.

They're panicked! They'll totally back down.

If he wants a date, he's going to get a date.

I'm going to go in.

Be sexy.

Please.

I'd love to come by tonight.

Really? Absolutely.

Say, around 7? I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.

Hey, check it out! Naked Guy's got a naked friend.

Oh, my God! That's our friend! It's Naked Ross! Would you like another mini muffin? Try the blueberry, they're delicious.

Showtime! Rachel, get me perfume.

Joey, can you get me a bottle of wine and glasses? All right, thanks, but glasses that do not have handles and that are glass.

And wine that is not olive oil.

Make her think you want to have sex with her and it will freak her out.

How far am I gonna have to go with her? She'll give in way before you do.

How do you know? Because you're on my team.

My team always wins.

At this? Just go get some! Go! Now, I'm going to try to listen from right here.

Oh, wait.

Good idea.

Don't give away the farm.

Come on in.

I was going to.

I brought some wine.

Would you like some? Sure.

So here we are.

Nervous? Me? No.

You? I want this to happen.

So do l.

I'm going to put on some music.

Joey likes to scare the duck.

Maybe I'll dance for you.

You look good.