13. 467662 - The One With Joey's Bag (第5季)【完整台词】

Yes, she did.

She left you this lipstick.

It's used.

Cool! I have just a few questions to ask, so I'll get out my official forms.

So question one: You were married to Frances' daughter, Lilly.

Correct? Yes, I was.

Question two.

Did that marriage end: A: Happily? B: Medium? Or C: In the total abandonment of her and her two children? It really says that? Yeah, see? I guess then I would have to say C.

Total abandonment.

Reasons for abandonment: A: Top-secret government work.

B: Amnesia.

Or C: You're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man.

I don't want the lipstick that much.

Would you do me a favor? Would you give Lilly that, please? When you see Lilly, give her that note.

I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but I pictured her getting mad the way you did, and I chickened out.

I wrote her a note.

Give it to her, please? But you came to see Lilly? Yeah.

Why? Lilly's dead.

She what? She's dead.

Are you sure? If she isn't, cremating her was a big mistake.

I can't believe this.

I just can't believe How? Oh, my God.

How long ago? What about the girls? Well, Ursula is a waitress and she lives in Soho.

And Phoebe is on this couch.

Yep, lipstick and a daughter.

Big day for you! Phoebe, l.

It's just, I don't know what to say.

I just can't believe that you're my daughter.

You're so pretty.

Yes, well, that's neither here nor there.

Would it make you feel better if I said that I was very, very sorry I left? It doesn't matter what you say.

It won't make a difference.

So you can just go.

Well, you know, in my defense, I was a lousy father.

-That's your defense? -Yes, it is.

I burned the formula, and I put your diapers on backwards.

I made up a song to sing to you, but that made you cry even more.

You make up songs? Well, no, just that one.

But it was stupid.

Let's see, how did it go? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl You're keeping me up I'm not very good at this.

Well, I am.

Not yet.

No.

How'd the audition go? Estelle said I didn't get it.

What? Why? Joey, you were so ready for it.

I thought so too but the casting people had problems with me.

What kind of problem? To tell you the truth they had a problem with the bag! You know what? It was a stupid play anyway.

It's time to give up the bag.

I don't want to give up the bag.

I don't have to give it up.

Do l, Rach? You think I should give up the bag! Joey, I'm sorry.

As terrific as I think you are with it I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.

I can't believe this! Wait, I'm not saying you shouldn't have a bag.

There are other bags that are maybe a little less controversial.

Yeah, they're called wallets.

You're right.

You're right.

This bag has become like a part of me.

It's likemy bag.

It had a place for everything.

-Oh, man.

-What? There's a whole series of pockets here I didn't even know about, Rach.

Look.

Ursula, I have the most amazing news.

I found our dad.

Phoebe.

Your sister.

And I found our dad.

John Glenn? John Glenn is not our dad.

No, I will not join you in the lawsuit against him.

It doesn't matter that he wasn't there while we were growing up.

He's not our father.

What do you mean that's for a jury to decide?