12. 467663 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh (第5季)【完整台词】

Excuse me? -Well, I just -Honey? I just don't think you understood the joke.

Really? I mean, it was really funny.

I just don't think that you got it.

You see, Kara's coffee is weak-tasting.

But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically.

-You get it now, honey? -I think I do! -Thank you, Monica.

-I thought you could use the help.

Coffee in a fight! You mind if I read my comic books in here? Sure.

Why? Chandler and Monica are over there.

It's kind of hard to concentrate.

She just called and said she was going to be working late.

She keeps lying to me.

That's it! I'm going over there and confronting them right now.

Panty raid.

All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now? I'm just not very good at this.

I'm a terrible liar.

I hate having to lie to Rachel.

-But we're not ready to tell yet.

-I know.

Ever since high school, Rachel was the one person that I told everything to.

I miss that so much now.

She's my best friend.

Oh, my God, Rachel! What are you doing here? Well, I actually came over here to borrow this lamp to look at my books.

You know, see them a little better.

Okay, great.

Well, what I was doing in Chandler's room is that I was cleaning it.

He pays me to clean it.

What a great way to make some extra pocket money.

When I said to you earlier that I was at work I'm at my new work.

Good enough.

Right? I'll go look at my books.

Go get back to my new job.

Congratulations on your new job! Man, she is really gullible.

-Here you go.

-Thanks.

-Actually, I should get going.

-You're sure? I can stay out as late as you want.

I told you I'm on sabbatical from work Yes, yes.

You did.

-Oh, man! -What is wrong now? This isn't what I ordered.

Man! Can't anything go right in my life? First, my marriage falls apart, and then I know! You lose your apartment, you lose your job your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffee! We need to talk.

-Sometimes I feel -No, no, don't.

I'm going to talk.

I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.

You're a very sweet person, Ross.

Unfortunately I just don't think I can take another second of you whining! Let me make sure I'm hearing this right.

You're ending this with me because I'm too whiny? So you're saying I've become so whiny that l annoy you Janice.

Well, yeah! Oh, my God! Will you be okay? I am now.

I guess that's two out of three Joey! Dude, we got to talk.

I wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else.

I hope this isn't too weird, but I had a thing with Janice.

You're not mad? Why would I be mad? Because there's certain rules about this kind of stuff.

You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.

I am mad.

But you know, I'm going to forgive you.

Because that's what friends do.

They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said.

Thank you.

But I want you to remember that I forgave you.

I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free.

All right.

And I want you to remember that I gave you twenty-seven dollars.

No strings attached! If you can't remember that we should write it down.

Let's write it down!